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2022

19

Jan

Amy Schumer Naked and Nasty of the Day

I don’t know if FUNNY MAN who isn’t really FUNNY at all, but I guess middle of the road ugly chicks bought into the marketing of her being funny and decided that she was funny because they were told she was funny and that is basically how the entertainment industry works….you know when you hear songs that suck and find out that they are huge hits, or movies that fucking suck and find out that they are huge hits, or see comics like Amy Schumer who fucking suck and find out that they sell out Arenas for their lame jokes…because the general public, probably 80 percent of the general public are brainwashed idiots in a fucking trance…BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT…WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE HERE…..we are collectively confused by pop culture an we unite, all one and a half of us, over that confusing while staring at the tits.

Now, these are the tits that I have no interest in staring at,despite tits being a nice diversion from her CABBAGE PATCH KID face, and HORRIBLE fucking body…it still misses the fucking mark…

I don’t give a fuck about how many TAYLOR SWIFT parties these groupie hack has been to, or how relevant they pretend she is, she’s NOT designed to be in PHOTO or in VIDEO so the fact that she’s in movies, and gets paid for that, not the other way around is fucking mental…it’s a TROLL…It has to be.

Anyway, I saw and linked a story about how she’s super stoked she got her ovaries removed…SO ARE WE…and when getting her ovaries removed she also got LIPOSUCTION…and posted some weird BODYSUIT picture on the beach celebrating her being too fucking lazy to diet and exercise ….when you can be rich and lazy enough to get the fat SUCKED out of you….

Unfortunatley, she didn’t get them to suck the fat out of her pig face…

Unfortunately, she didn’t have the same results as Kanye’s mom when she got her plastic surgery…

You know, because ridding the world of this monster would be a good thing for the future of the people, but instead she’s going viral for being a lazy piece of shit, inspiring the MAJORITY who are also fat to remember their funny girl exists, allowing her to do another cash grab because the cash grab she’s had hasn’t been enough. It is never enough for these people.

Either way, these are old and nasty….have fun…

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