Looks like it’s another fucking Wednesday, but unlike the annoying people at the office I used to work at 24 years ago, my HUMP DAY doesn’t involve saying HAPPY HUMP DAY, which fucking annoys me more than you’ll ever know, it’s up there with “HAPPY FRIDAY”…like fuck right off with your condescending, manipulative, bullshit…I don’t need YOU to wish ME a HAPPY anything…especially a HUMP DAY with some stupid fucking smirk, like you’re being all clever, because the word HUMP is hilarious…maybe because you HUMP inanimate objects for jokes and it reminds you of that…or maybe you like that BEYONCE song about her lady humps…I don’t know but it’s dumb…

In these parts….we do HUMP DAY…by looking at the PUSSY HUMPS in tight pants, which MAKE sense to me because they call it the CAMELTOE and CAMELS have HUMPS, but I think the fatter the pussy, the less it looks like a CAMELTOE and more like a DOUBLE HUMPED camel, you know the kind you’d have romantic relationships if you were unmarried and living in the desert…

The point is, I used to find CAMELTOE gross because it was always the old fat ladies with the blown out fat pussy lips who rocked them…they didn’t like to size up on pantsize for the egos…BUT now it’s fucking everyone, modern day cleavage, but with pussy eating through pants, like you’d be eating these pussy…RIGOROUSLY.

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