ESPN has a magazine…and every year they do a nude body issue, I guess it is their answer to the SI Swimsuit issue, but instead of using busty models, who aren’t at all athletic, and if anything represent diabetes more than fitness, like Kate Upton, they use actual athletes….
Not the problem with actual athletes to people who aren’t into fitness is that they are scary, their bodies are too muscular, it’s almost disgusting or masculine, but the good thing about athletes to people who aren’t into fitness is the ability for them to help you move if you were to date one, you know, #NoMoreHeavyLifting….
The other good thing, high testosterone from all the muscles, not in a I wanna fuck a dude, so I’ll go for a girl as close to a dude as possible, but high testosterone on chicks, means high sex drive, couples with health and fitness leads to laying back and being ridden so hard her muscular vagina can rip your dick off…
Here are some of the athletes…Courtney Force, Tarah Gieger, Agnieszka Radwanska, Sydney Leroux….
You may like it or hate it, I am just down with anything naked, I’m a pervert like that…
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