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2013

24

Jul

Selena Gomez Has a Slutty 21st Birthday of the Day

Selena Gomez turned 21, so it was only natural for her to be wearing a bra with a heavy underwire that she had her homies put on instagram, along with other pics of her cuddling up to some older dude, who is rubbing what is either her thigh or ass, because now that she is legal, she can rage out and get booze soaked, like a college coed, without all the education, because Disney cultivated her to be a robot puppet to brain wash your children, and keeping her as ignorant as possible is all part of their plan, she asks less questions that way.

As much as I don’t really care for this chipmunk lookin’ girl who is bragging on social media that her video and song got more airplay that Jay-Z, in what I can only assume are Illuminati popularity contests, but I’m always down for drunk sluts causing scenes, even if they are annoying while doing it, especially when they are sex offenders who rape Biebers when Biebers are underage and only into cock.

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