I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

25

Jul

Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Russia of the Day

I’ve lost interest in Candice Swanepoel. I don’t know why, but I am going to assume it’s over exposure. I also hate the brand she is owned by and everything they represent, in their evil sweatshop manufacturing, overpriced garbage, that they sell to middle America way.

Sure they book hot bitches to pose in the shit, but everything they shoot is so fucking boring, they photoshop out nipples, and they are the fucking McDonalds quality of photoshoots, you know manufactured, robotic, and garbage…and I don’t care how many big macs a motherfucker eats, I’m not touching that plastic shit.

If you know what I mean…

And my hatred for Victoria’s Secret, spills over into all the other work their bitches do, because I know they sold their soul to the devil, and I get that it’s about making money and getting as huge as possible, but I prefer my hot bitches a little less desperate to be at the top…and a lot more desperate to get to the top they have no chance of attaining but that they’ll suck my dick for me to post about them as part of their efforts…if you know what I mean…

This Candice bitch is done, over, and sure she has a great body, there’s very little in it for me, especially when she’s not getting naked and let’s face it…this life that I’m living is all about me…and this twat serves no purpose in it unless she’s showing nipple. Bye bye.

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