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Kate Upton in a Girdle Elle Magazine of the Day

I didn’t realize that Kate Upton spoke…but apparently in this issue of Elle she does and she’s a genius…

“After my first Sports Illustrated cover, I felt terrible about myself for a solid month. Every single guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something. I’m not a toy, I’m a human. I’m not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure your shit out.”


“People deal with models like they are children. They think they can pull one over on you. It’s actually funny. I’m always like, I’m about to pull something on you, and you’re so focused on thinking I’m dumb you’re not even going to know.”


“I was at a photo shoot and I was wearing a cross necklace that my mom bought me, and somebody made a joke like, ‘Why are you wearing a cross? Like you would be religious.’ And then they took [my necklace] away. I was really affected by that. The whole thing made me realize that I do want [a cross] with me, at all times.”

Maybe she should stick to being fat.

I mean anything she says, even if it remotely made sense, wouldn’t take away from the fact that she’s hormonally imbalanced, and celebrated from having freakishly huge tits, thanks to that hormonal imbalance, that is likely caused by eating jacked up dairy and poultry, because maybe her parents were into buying discount genetically modified shit, rather than eating organic…

So Religious, or Guilty conscious cuz dudes jerk off to her or not, bitch is the one getting half naked for millions and 5 minutes of fame…I think the problem starts with her taking off her clothes…

The one thing I can be sure of is that she’s dealing with this internal conflict with emotional eating…emotional eating I can guarantee will last far longer than her career.

Lastly, is anyone else offended she’s been scooped up by fashion magazine, like she’s more than a Titty model in men’s magazines, I mean she’s the Vida Guerra of her generation, and Vida did rap videos not fucking Vogue…or Elle…it’s kinda ridiculous…

What’s also ridiculous is how they shoot her so that she doesn’t look fat…smoke and mirrors and a whole lot of straps and harnesses….

Here are the pics.

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6 Responses

  1. BIgBob says:

    Maybe you should stick being douche bag.

  2. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    I would fuck her. Maybe only once, but I would toss her that much.

  3. Phillip McCracken says:

    how anyone could in anyway like this vapid cunt ill never know.

    shes a fat pig with a disgusting personality.

    but i guess thats what “Fans” look for in their celebrites these days

  4. Easten says:

    Fat? She looks like she should. Shes not one of them runway models that throw up after eating a snack. Doesn’t weigh under 100 pounds like most of them do which is unhealthly and looks gross. Maybe someday I’ll see what you guys are talkinga bout when you call her fat.

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  6. Cheds says:

    This is photoshopped to high hell. What a stupid thing to say during an interview, bite the hand that feeds you much? There is a book on the bed, maybe she should try reading it.

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