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2013

23

Aug

Sarah Jessica Parker in a Bathing Suit of the Day

If you can divert yourself from trying to understand how a face can be that long…and still be considered human…you’ll see she’s in a bathing suit…slowly melting away…

If you’re into Equus, and discovered your sexuality towards horses watching SEX and the CITY, a show that ruined a generation of women who’s uteruses just want to be impregnated, but are neglected because of the HPV from random hook-ups and career because bitches need designer fucking shoes, all thanks to being written by a gay dude, when society really needs icons who are just good homemakers….great laundry washers….amazing dishwasher emptiers like this was the 1950s. A simpler time…

You’ll probably like this…I know her homosexual husband sure does. He sings show tunes about the shit.

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4 Responses

  1. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Neeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh.

  2. Neil says:

    Everyone talks about her horseface, but I fuck that shit in half.

  3. markthreesom says:

    gross bitch

  4. Mima says:

    She is very manly. Ferris Buller was so cute too. I don’t know how he ended up with that fugly

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