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2020

23

Jun

Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage of the Day

With a horse face like Sarah Jessica Parker, who for those of you who don’t remember, was not always a 60 year old woman from Sex and the City talking about her sexual conquests during menopause because she can’t get pregnant, so that she can still cum from the cock while focusing on her career….she was also a child star, or a teen star…with what I guess was more of a foal face at the time, you know it takes some years to fully develop into a horseface….

The best Sarah Jessica Parker dis to me was that her face looks like a foot. For some reason, that just resonated with me….

But yeah, the whole being this average looking, there needs to be more to how she made it. Maybe some connected family or friends, or maybe the large tits…as far as I’m concerned the large tits are what made her exist, they looked even larger on her small frame, all while knowing she married her gay best friend, and that her pussy despite the character on Sex and the City that ruined the now 45 year old childless bitches in their middle management jobs living their best “urban” “cocktail” drinking life..where they tend to their herpes from all their male conquests on their lonely and meaningless life…

Point being, Matthew Broderick is a fag who killed a family in Ireland with Jennifer Gray…..and Sarah Jessica Parker has good sized tits even as she turns 75 or however old she is…since ruining women everywhere with the influence of her terrible, no-moral show.

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2019

27

Sep

Sarah Jessica Parker Tits of the Day

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Sarah Jessica Parker the foot face/ hoof looking old lady face…that we’ve all looked at confused over her 40 year career. I remember her on Square Pegs because I am old as fuck…and I’ve consistently thought she was brave to enter Hollywood looking like that…and I’ve consistently been impressed that a face like hers could be an very successful 80s teen in movies before becoming a SUPERSTAR in the 90s with Sex and the City, a show that destroyed the happiness of women everywhere, because they craved the Cosmopolitan, career and designer clothing life ,instead of the happy and fulfilled family life, meaningless sex with randoms over no sex with a husband…even though her real life is no sex with a husband cuz Broderick Bueller is a homo…

Her career pretty incredible, but I allocate 99 percent of that success to her tits…Tits she’s gone ridiculous with in this dress…to divert from the Celine Dion looking face…

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2019

08

Jul

Sarah Jessica Parker Bathing Suit of the Day

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As much of a horse face, now an aged horse face as Sarah Jessica Parker, the busty woman on a tiny frame who married a homosexual…..is…..

And as much as she’s ruined a generation of women to be empowered and sleep around while focusing on designer clothes and their career like they were a bunch of gay party boys…

You gotta appreciate that she’s wearing an age appropriate bathing suit…

She’s got a body to support a bikini, not too much damage here, many girls 1/4 of her age have worse bodies and are sprawled out naked on the internet…yet she comes in knowing she’s old as fuck and this is the better, classier approach to paparazzi pics…

She’s been in the game forever, I’ve seen her early work as a teen…and I guess thanks to that…she gets it..

Or maybe she just knows old ladies don’t have sex appeal, the only people who fuck them are weirdos who work at the old folks home who administer a little too much medication on nights they are horny…which is niche…so keep the slutty and flirtations to that target audience an give the rest of us some modesty.

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2018

19

Jul

Sarah Jessica Parker Geriatric Bikini of the Day

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With a face like Sarah Jessica Parker, it’s been hard to find her hot, she looks like a horse or a foot, and now that she’s aged, she looks like an old horse or an old foot, and that’s not all that hot to me…

She’s also been an annoying character in pop culture in pretty much every role that she’s played. I feel like Sex and the City was one of the worst things to happen to modern women, that made them feel like career and meaningless sex was the answer, and not just a fantasy, leaving a lot of unhappy rich women medicating themselves for both herpes and other issues like sadness.

Not all people are meant to be gay men.

But at least she’s busty and skinny and wearing a one piece – which is age appropriate.

We gotta give her credit for that….oh and being such a good beard for Matthew Broderick….

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2016

22

Sep

Sarah Jessica Parker Titty Show of the Day

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Sarah Jessica Parker has big sloppy jewish titties…and I guess she always had had those big sloppy jewish titties on her skinny frame that made her horse face something that we could point and laugh at…but not something bad enough to make anyone not want to fuck those tits…

Sure it made Sex and the City, a show that ruined the happiness of women – by telling them to live the life of a Gay Man…hard to jerk off to – because her sex wasn’t hot in the City…but at least there were tits to carry it into a franchise lonely women could relate to…

My only memory of Sex and the City was watching it with some chick I ended up fucking up the ass, before she begged me to cum on her face as the show was still on her TV…distracting me…as I gazed in Sarah Jessica’s face…as I blew my loud…not because of Sarah Jessica Parker…at the time I was disgusted by her…and my dick was in a hot enough skinny chick…but I was sucked into the storyline and multi tasking…and I’m glad we shared that moment SJP…

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2015

27

Aug

Sarah Jessica Parker in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Sarah Jessica Parker wore a bathing suit in Ibiza where she was probably rollin’ on Molly at some EDM party, dancing on the speaker and loving the way the hard grinding bass vibrations felt against her old, practically dead, but not dead yet, cunt…

She’s always been one of these polarizing figures, not because she’s interesting, or because her marriage with a homosexual is hot to me, but because she was on a show about sex, with a face I never wanted to have sex with, I’m not that kind of equestrian….but her tits…on her tiny well dressed body…while talking about getting fucked like she was a gay man, or in her case, her husband….overpowered her face…

So here she is older, in a bathing suit, still with tits and terrifying face and I am reminded that I have jerked off to her…it was pre-internet…but is still the mind fuck of the day…let’s sit back and ponder that..

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2014

10

Oct

Sarah Jessica Parker Bra Strap is All Nose of the Day

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All I nose is that when Sarah Jessica Parker was young – she wasn’t hot…so to think there would be anything hot about her when she’s well into her 50s…would be insane…but the interesting thing about it is that her big tits on her skinny frame matter less and less as her nose seems to matter more and more…taking over the fucking scene that is Sarah Jessica Parker…and her homosexual husband / bff.

Who cares about these people? I know..and Sarah Jessica parker NOSE too…

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2014

22

Aug

Sarah Jessica Parker’s Thigh Gap of the Day

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Uggghhhh…

Sarah Jessica Parker thigh gap was not anything I wanted to fuck with in the 90s when she was used as the accessible “fashionable” monster for girls to idolize and think and that guys thought was hot due to being misinformed…

I didn’t get why she was the hot Sex and the City hero, that girls everywhere wanted to idolize, and did idolize and in turn became miserable with their choices when they hit 40 and had no kids – but herpes…lots of herpes…and I sure as hell don’t find her thigh gap anything I want to talk about now…but I am sucked in and can’t turn back now..

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2014

13

Feb

Sarah Jessica Parker Promoting Shoes of the Day

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I am not into beastiality…however…there is something oddly erotica about Sarah Jessica Parker showing off her legs.

I know comparing her to a horse is such a played out angle for a played out woman who doubles as the figure head for all that is wrong in the world…not that I am against feminism or sluts but that I know behind the scenes the Sex and the City show was written by a gay dude, making girls have gay dude priorities, which is totally not what women are really designed for, leading to a lot of herpes, unwanted pregnancies, abortions, HIV, and single 45 year olds who wished they got married back when they decided to be “career” women who were free and sexually liberated like it was the 60s again…

But she has such a serious horse head – there’s a reason people compare her to one…and all I want to say about this is that I repeat I don’t find SJP hot…I am just oddly attracted to her legs in this pic…and I guess I should just take ownership on this, I mean this is my site and I did just post this cuz I find it hot, it’s like my wife just walked in on me jerking off to Gay porn…but it’s probably just as bad as if it was….

This is not a proud moment.

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2013

23

Aug

Sarah Jessica Parker in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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If you can divert yourself from trying to understand how a face can be that long…and still be considered human…you’ll see she’s in a bathing suit…slowly melting away…

If you’re into Equus, and discovered your sexuality towards horses watching SEX and the CITY, a show that ruined a generation of women who’s uteruses just want to be impregnated, but are neglected because of the HPV from random hook-ups and career because bitches need designer fucking shoes, all thanks to being written by a gay dude, when society really needs icons who are just good homemakers….great laundry washers….amazing dishwasher emptiers like this was the 1950s. A simpler time…

You’ll probably like this…I know her homosexual husband sure does. He sings show tunes about the shit.

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