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2019

27

Sep

Sarah Jessica Parker Tits of the Day

Sarah Jessica Parker Tits

Sarah Jessica Parker the foot face/ hoof looking old lady face…that we’ve all looked at confused over her 40 year career. I remember her on Square Pegs because I am old as fuck…and I’ve consistently thought she was brave to enter Hollywood looking like that…and I’ve consistently been impressed that a face like hers could be an very successful 80s teen in movies before becoming a SUPERSTAR in the 90s with Sex and the City, a show that destroyed the happiness of women everywhere, because they craved the Cosmopolitan, career and designer clothing life ,instead of the happy and fulfilled family life, meaningless sex with randoms over no sex with a husband…even though her real life is no sex with a husband cuz Broderick Bueller is a homo…

Her career pretty incredible, but I allocate 99 percent of that success to her tits…Tits she’s gone ridiculous with in this dress…to divert from the Celine Dion looking face…

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