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2013

29

Aug

Krysten Ritter for Peta of the Day

Krysten Ritter is in an ad for PETA and unlike all the other low levels who have done ads for PETA, she’s not nude….not that the others were nearly nude enough, but rather were strategically nude to get some attention and for PETA to not be considered pornographers…but rather activists who save the nude protests for the lesbian vegan disgusting girls we don’t want to see naked protesting fur while eating organic potatoes in construction boots….and what it comes down to is that I believe in all charities that help animals in any way, even though I eat animals, I believe in saving them when they aren’t food….so I like what is going on here, even if I don’t know who the fuck this Krysten Ritter is, but assume she’s John Ritter’s milking his name now that he’s dead, almost like Kaley Cuoco, up on some weekend at Bernie’s shit, because there can only be one Ritter family in Hollywood….right?

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