I guess goth’s don’t just wear black, but also wear red, because of the whole blood and Satan thing….

So here’s Krysten Ritter in a tight red dress at 42 years old. After having a kid she is still skinny and she still gothic enough for her personal gothic brand that’s brought her this far in the world of celebrity thanks to that deal or tribute to the devil….as these celebrities do….

I don’t know if she’s really into the whole Satanic Occult that you’d assume evil Hollywood is controlled by, but she dyes her hair black and is a pasty white bitch, so it only makes sense that she is….

Does she sacrifice goats, or babies….probably not her own…..and while looking at her in a tight dress, maybe it is better to not thing about her shredded mom pussy all looking like a horror movie prop…as mom pussies do.

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Any old school pervert will know that if you’re looking for a good time on a hot summer day, head to the Ice Cream parlor and watch hot moms, fitness people having a cheat day and other random women simulating blowjobs on their ice cream cone, all licking and slurping up that sweet creamy cream, all sticky while it drips down their chin….

So seeing Granny Goth like Krysten Ritter, who has a very loyal fan base from a time before she was a Granny Goth, basically do some Gothic Vampire ice cream molestation in public, is probably a lot for them to handle…muff gut and all!

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Goth Girlfriend Kristen Ritter, who is most likely a fake goth, because she’s some rich and famous identity crisis who just runs with the whole goth thing because dyed black hair on her pale skin is a look that she’s been forced to maintain because all her nerd autistic fans are so keen on seeing her as the Goth Girlfriend that she can’t quit it even if she tries, posted up some bikini selfies.

The 40 something year old, mom, actually has a pretty skinny and rockin’ body, because when you’re GOTH, you live that CORPSE life, and her Gothic bikini choice of Pugsly Addam socks, almost looks good on her….

I don’t hate Kristen Ritter, I just hate the way she spells her name, because a skinny celebrity even as she ages out is a good thing, at least when in shameless bikini pics for the nerd fans to jerk off to. She’s kid for a goth….isn’t she…

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Krysten Ritter, the Skinny Gothic probably in her 40s at this point in time, but that probably doesn’t upset the virgin nerds who are still in love with her after all these years, especially since her body’s still skinny and even if her vagina is hanging out after childbirth and no fat or muscle to hold it in, it’s not a deal breaker when matters of the heart are at play..

She’s in a selife, in a messy room, where she’s trying on a lot of fetish gear, at least based on the couch in the pic, some GIRLS IN MESSY ROOM porn, and she’s got the most ridiculous fuck me boots on, some vampire looking things, and a LATEX or PVC dress for you to imagine the cum rollin off….

Point of the story, this is as pornographic adjacent as you’ll get and the funny thing is that I saw a normie on the street in basically the same outfit yesterday, only she had red ripped fishnets on, and I thought…”this is a thing, what a life”….because my “I walked to school 50 miles a day in my day” is “I remember when you had to pay strip club cover charges to see girls dressed like this”….
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I don’t hate Krysten Ritter, even after she’s given birth to what I will call the worst STD possible, but that’s nothing against Ritter’s pussy that is being hugged by her bikini bottoms, it’s really against the breeders in general…why people find joy, fulfillment or purpose in having kids blows my fucking mind…and I’m not some anti-family, make kids in the lab to be raised by the state kind of person, even if that’s what the future holds when everyone dies off or are sterilized…depending on what happens with experimental treatments…I am anti breeding because society is fucked up and to bring a child into this world is irresponsible while also being annoying, so why bother…END THE FAMILY LINE with you…nothing wrong with that…

The good news is that Krysten Ritter is a celebrity and thus vain, so her post baby body is hardly the same as your neigbors or the moms at the community soccer club, who gave the fuck up after pregnancy, you know lock the man in, have the kids, gain 50 pounds, force the man to cheat with his hot 25 year old assistant, be mad at him, have him killed off, or at least rape him for all his money you feel you deserve because you were there letting yourself go while he got rich for the family…all while feeding your kids propaganda against him to make them hate him….

Krysten Ritter’s looking hot..gothic and that is important…plus she’s calling it a thirsttrap cuz she knows from her team that post nudes, half nudes, bikini pics, get likes, get follows, get work…..which is an important message for the perverts like me who need the self produced smut for terrible self serving intentions but that are still smut and we like smut.

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Krysten Ritter is a skinny fake goth bitch who is also an actor in some Netflix bullshit that doesn’t matter to me because it has super heroes in it but that likely matters to you because it has super heroes in it…. she’s skinny despite being old and that’s all a woman really needs to be to pass the casting couch in my mind – instead of bringing them up to my hotel rooms, I look at their pics and instead of making them a life and career I post their pics some magazine took of them to 12 people like it matters which is doesn’t…but I am Harvey Weinsten in my head, now let me jerk off in some plants…

That said Krysten Ritter may be older, boring, but exists…and is skinny so celebrate it….in this magazine

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