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2023

18

Jul

Krysten Ritter Bikini Selfies of the Day

Goth Girlfriend Kristen Ritter, who is most likely a fake goth, because she’s some rich and famous identity crisis who just runs with the whole goth thing because dyed black hair on her pale skin is a look that she’s been forced to maintain because all her nerd autistic fans are so keen on seeing her as the Goth Girlfriend that she can’t quit it even if she tries, posted up some bikini selfies.

The 40 something year old, mom, actually has a pretty skinny and rockin’ body, because when you’re GOTH, you live that CORPSE life, and her Gothic bikini choice of Pugsly Addam socks, almost looks good on her….

I don’t hate Kristen Ritter, I just hate the way she spells her name, because a skinny celebrity even as she ages out is a good thing, at least when in shameless bikini pics for the nerd fans to jerk off to. She’s kid for a goth….isn’t she…

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2023

01

Jun

Krysten Ritter Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Krysten Ritter, the Skinny Gothic probably in her 40s at this point in time, but that probably doesn’t upset the virgin nerds who are still in love with her after all these years, especially since her body’s still skinny and even if her vagina is hanging out after childbirth and no fat or muscle to hold it in, it’s not a deal breaker when matters of the heart are at play..

She’s in a selife, in a messy room, where she’s trying on a lot of fetish gear, at least based on the couch in the pic, some GIRLS IN MESSY ROOM porn, and she’s got the most ridiculous fuck me boots on, some vampire looking things, and a LATEX or PVC dress for you to imagine the cum rollin off….

Point of the story, this is as pornographic adjacent as you’ll get and the funny thing is that I saw a normie on the street in basically the same outfit yesterday, only she had red ripped fishnets on, and I thought…”this is a thing, what a life”….because my “I walked to school 50 miles a day in my day” is “I remember when you had to pay strip club cover charges to see girls dressed like this”….
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2021

15

Jul

Krysten Ritter Pussy Print Bikini of the Day

I don’t hate Krysten Ritter, even after she’s given birth to what I will call the worst STD possible, but that’s nothing against Ritter’s pussy that is being hugged by her bikini bottoms, it’s really against the breeders in general…why people find joy, fulfillment or purpose in having kids blows my fucking mind…and I’m not some anti-family, make kids in the lab to be raised by the state kind of person, even if that’s what the future holds when everyone dies off or are sterilized…depending on what happens with experimental treatments…I am anti breeding because society is fucked up and to bring a child into this world is irresponsible while also being annoying, so why bother…END THE FAMILY LINE with you…nothing wrong with that…

The good news is that Krysten Ritter is a celebrity and thus vain, so her post baby body is hardly the same as your neigbors or the moms at the community soccer club, who gave the fuck up after pregnancy, you know lock the man in, have the kids, gain 50 pounds, force the man to cheat with his hot 25 year old assistant, be mad at him, have him killed off, or at least rape him for all his money you feel you deserve because you were there letting yourself go while he got rich for the family…all while feeding your kids propaganda against him to make them hate him….

Krysten Ritter’s looking hot..gothic and that is important…plus she’s calling it a thirsttrap cuz she knows from her team that post nudes, half nudes, bikini pics, get likes, get follows, get work…..which is an important message for the perverts like me who need the self produced smut for terrible self serving intentions but that are still smut and we like smut.

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2019

08

Oct

Krysten Ritter Tits Out of the Day

Krysten Ritter Tits Out

Krysten Ritter at a movie premiere with her tits out….her milk filled tits….she just had a kid…so her tits are full of milk…like a dairy cow…ready to make ice cream all over her baby daddy’s face…but instead she is at the El Camino Breaking Bad Netflix Movie because the general audience finds comfort in familiar characters and storylines…they just can’t get enough of the shit..

I don’t mind Krysten Ritter, which is saying a lot because I generally hate everyone. Don’t blame me, blame my mother for instilling at a young age that I can’t be out here trusting or respecting any woman…unless she’s making me dinner….or baked goods…because women are just natural in the kitchen..but even with ingrained kitchen DNA….they’ve evolved into this shit….the best chef’s in the world are still men…so that’s the takeaway here…if you want tits or breast milk or babies made turn to women…for everything else there’s men…

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2019

10

May

Krysten Ritter – Ready To Drop Pregnancy Bikini of the Day

Krysten Ritter is prengnat – who knew….

She is in a bikini, ready to drop, looking big as fuck, and I guess some people find this hot…people who never knocked up a woman cuz woman don’t want to breed with them…but always wanted a family….socially awkward people…cuz she plays a comic book character…and fans of comic books fucking love the vagina in those comic books…and by default they also love the people who star in the TV, Movie or Nefflix version..

She’s got a bit of a dark vibe, clearly into fucking, cuz she made a dude cum in her, creampie motherfuckers…and this is the STD result of that…

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2018

06

Mar

Krysten Ritter in Nylon Magazine of the Day

Krysten Ritter is a skinny fake goth bitch who is also an actor in some Netflix bullshit that doesn’t matter to me because it has superheroes in it but that likely matters to you because it has super heroes in it…. she’s skinny despite being old and that’s all a woman really needs to be get through the casting couch…because the world is fat and that offends me…

This is a shoot for Nylon, because I guess they are still around..

It’s not as shameless and what hipster bullshit that Nylon Represents once was..but it happened…and here it is.

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2017

13

Oct

Krysten Ritter is a Skinny Bitch in a Magazine of the Day

Krysten Ritter is a Skinny Bitch in a Magazine

Krysten Ritter is a skinny fake goth bitch who is also an actor in some Netflix bullshit that doesn’t matter to me because it has super heroes in it but that likely matters to you because it has super heroes in it…. she’s skinny despite being old and that’s all a woman really needs to be to pass the casting couch in my mind – instead of bringing them up to my hotel rooms, I look at their pics and instead of making them a life and career I post their pics some magazine took of them to 12 people like it matters which is doesn’t…but I am Harvey Weinsten in my head, now let me jerk off in some plants…

That said Krysten Ritter may be older, boring, but exists…and is skinny so celebrate it….in this magazine

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2017

16

Jun

Krysten Ritter – Hard Nipples Slut of the Day

Krysten Ritter has nipples…and they are hard….

What a slut…

A temptress heathen harlot slut….with a little goth to her…as she’s aging…cuz that face is starting to look old..

Lucky for her she plays a comic book character…and fans of comic books fucking love the vagina in those comic books…and by default the people who star in the TV, Movie or Nefflix version..

Either way..what a slut with those slutty hard nipples..

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2016

09

May

Krysten Ritter Bikini at the Beach of the Day

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Krysten Ritter must be promoting Season Two of that Netflix comic book show she’s the main character of. I don’t really remember what it is called, but you nerds probably do, you’ve probably watched it and masturabted to the black on little goth chick scenes over and over again…

I’ve actually watched that series, an old dude’s allowed to seduce 20 year old girls with Netflix like I was still in college, because sitting on a couch is in line with my athletic ability…

I never knew who or what Krysten Ritter was in her bikini pics over the years, but now I do….and I don’t hate her or think she’s disgusting even if she’s old…but that may be because she’s not fat…even if she’s fatter than she used to be…the story of every girl who turned 30.

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2016

07

Apr

Krysten Ritter in a Bikini from a Few Weeeks Ago for my Birthday of the Day

I shouldn’t be working today – not that this is work…but I am still sitting at a computer on my birthday when I have adventures to pretend I’d got on…when really I’d just rather sit on my couch or nap….working hard for the nap….

So to honor that laziness, that entitled birthday bullshit people do, here are old pics of Krysten Ritter who I think is also old…but who was once a model that I never bothered noticing until watching her netflix show and thinking “I’d fuck that”…making her ass in a bathing suit, even a weird shaped bathing suit…juicy enough to stare at…

I figure if I haven’t seen the pics, even if they’re weeks old, they are still new to me..and her pregnancy bump, or gunt from too much vacation eating….is the real star of this shoot…

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