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2012

09

Jul

Krysten Ritter and Nicole Scherzinger Learn to Surf of the Day

Krysten Ritter who I’m not quite sure who she is…and Nicole Scheringer who I am not quite sure she was born with a vagina…or a penis…..were together in some random “Learn How to Surf” Oakley event, that you would think a mulity billion dollar company like Luxotica, who own the rights to Ray Ban and Oakley, and pretty much all the major sunglass companies, would be able to toss Oakley a little more of a marketing budget to get real celebrities up on their promotional campaign, instead of making shit look like a flimsy, scraggly, worthless waste of time for everyone involved, except maybe Krystne Ritter and Nicole Scherzinger who now probably feel like someone cares…especially since it is corporate and gets them paid…

But they were in bikinis, and they did take this awesome jumping pic, so I can’t fully hate…if I did, it would mean I have no sense of humor, and we don’t want that, since it’s the only game I have.


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2010

18

Nov

Krysten Ritter and Natasha Alam at a Party of the Day

I don’t know who this awkward Katy Perry impersonator at a Drag Club lookin’ bitch is. I just know she’s in a movie with Rachel Bilson and Rachel Bilson is the fucking future now that she’s escaped that overbearing cunt she was going to marry. I also know she’s wearing a tight dress that really shows off her non existent titties which is exactly what I am looking for in a bitch who is trying to look like Katy Perry because the only good about Katy Perry is her tits…Unless of course she’s trying to really have her own look, style and identity, in which case I’m way off….and who really who cares….I don’t even know why I’m bothering posting this bitch…oh right…scroll down…

There was some chick named Natasha Alam from Uzbekistan and I like her style, shit, I don’t know why she bothered wearing that dress, she probably shoulda just come out in her bra and panty set I know she strategically wore so no pussy or tit would be exposed, cuz that’s just how bitches who dress like this for attention are, they fucking suck at actually doing things that deserve getting attention, like masturbating in public or taking a shit for the paparazzi, cuz entertaining me is not their priority. Cunts.

Posted in:Krysten Ritter|Natasha Alam