I still don’t know who Krysten Ritter is, I just know that she’s one of those obscure actresses who pops up on random fan boards, and in the paparazzi, who has a totally engaged audience, who would go to the trouble of starting her own fan board….like she was in Twilight, or something equally engaging for people who have no friends and are into any accessible looking chick, because well, she’s accessible…and gives them hope of a better, less lonely tomorrow.

I guess I could google her, but her bird face makes me not care….

Instead I will just post pics of her in Ocean Drive, probably looking better than she’s ever looked, but she’s still some grey area acrtress in her 30s, which as far as I’m concerned is a decade too old for anyone to be putting her in magazines, there are younger versions of her who can do the job better, but here are the pics anyway.

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Krysten Ritter is another irrelevant, barely famous at least not in my world, who the fuck is Krysten Ritter bitch proving that as long as you get in a bikini, and tip off the paparazzi, they will come running with cameras to take pics, because bikini pics get hits, even if they aren’t hot bikini pics, and even when they should be more in tune with her instagram hustle, where she takes them from far enough away that we don’t have to see her stupid looking face…even if her bodies alright…

I want more scandal god dammit…

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I don’t know who Krysten Ritter is and I am not saying that to play hard to get. I have done posts on her before and I am doing a post on her now…so clearly I’m buying into whatever she is or whatever she does. I’ve even heard people say her name, but for some reason, I just don’t remember anything about her, and I call that reason her being perfectly fucking average…and uneventful, even in her bikini pics for her social media…but I will post them anyway, because clearly someone out there likes her, and more importantly some pervert out there doesn’t need her to be anything or anyone to be into these pics…so here they are.

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Krysten Ritter is some old as fuck ex-model turned commercial model turned some girl on Breaking Bad who I guess is now out of work…and looking for attention…because she’s taken her skinny body to the beach…where she’s posing in yoga stance wearing a bikini which is what I call strategic pornography. I mean she might as well be laying their spread eagled screaming “LOOK AT ME EVERYONE”…but this strategy is more subtle, less obvious, and thus more effective…it’s attention whoring 101…a class I am willing to teach at any local college willing to hire me.

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Krysten Ritter is in an ad for PETA and unlike all the other low levels who have done ads for PETA, she’s not nude….not that the others were nearly nude enough, but rather were strategically nude to get some attention and for PETA to not be considered pornographers…but rather activists who save the nude protests for the lesbian vegan disgusting girls we don’t want to see naked protesting fur while eating organic potatoes in construction boots….and what it comes down to is that I believe in all charities that help animals in any way, even though I eat animals, I believe in saving them when they aren’t food….so I like what is going on here, even if I don’t know who the fuck this Krysten Ritter is, but assume she’s John Ritter’s milking his name now that he’s dead, almost like Kaley Cuoco, up on some weekend at Bernie’s shit, because there can only be one Ritter family in Hollywood….right?

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Krysten Ritter is some awkward Katy Perry impersonator looking girl…who apparently also acts in movies…..and is pretty unknown to me…bu making moves because magazines I’ve never heard of are doing photoshoos of her half naked in vintage bikinis or lingerie or whatever that is…all glamourous and not very erotic….and I’m posting it because I assume she has one fan….who is probably weird as fuck…and probably knows all her vitals and every line she’s ever spoke in movies…he memorizes them as he sketches her out of semen on his basement apartment wall…cuz that’s what happens when you do movies…you attract weirdos…..especially when you look like a weirdo….weirdo.

She’s so intense…..

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