I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2017

13

Oct

Krysten Ritter is a Skinny Bitch in a Magazine of the Day

Krysten Ritter is a Skinny Bitch in a Magazine

Krysten Ritter is a skinny fake goth bitch who is also an actor in some Netflix bullshit that doesn’t matter to me because it has super heroes in it but that likely matters to you because it has super heroes in it…. she’s skinny despite being old and that’s all a woman really needs to be to pass the casting couch in my mind – instead of bringing them up to my hotel rooms, I look at their pics and instead of making them a life and career I post their pics some magazine took of them to 12 people like it matters which is doesn’t…but I am Harvey Weinsten in my head, now let me jerk off in some plants…

That said Krysten Ritter may be older, boring, but exists…and is skinny so celebrate it….in this magazine

Posted in:Krysten Ritter

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!