Goth Girlfriend Kristen Ritter, who is most likely a fake goth, because she’s some rich and famous identity crisis who just runs with the whole goth thing because dyed black hair on her pale skin is a look that she’s been forced to maintain because all her nerd autistic fans are so keen on seeing her as the Goth Girlfriend that she can’t quit it even if she tries, posted up some bikini selfies.

The 40 something year old, mom, actually has a pretty skinny and rockin’ body, because when you’re GOTH, you live that CORPSE life, and her Gothic bikini choice of Pugsly Addam socks, almost looks good on her….

I don’t hate Kristen Ritter, I just hate the way she spells her name, because a skinny celebrity even as she ages out is a good thing, at least when in shameless bikini pics for the nerd fans to jerk off to. She’s kid for a goth….isn’t she…

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