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Megan Fox for Avon Bullshit Campaign of the Day

I guess this was taken before the bitch filled up her broken down uterus with more David from 90210 sperm. She’s up on some serious groupie shit. I’m talking bitch sitting at home at 15 with a fucking electric toothbrush and/or her mom’s vibrator and/or a hairbrush in her cunt watching 90210, then she moved to Hollywood and got to have him inside her, and hasn’t looked back since, even though she should have…

It’s for some Make-Up company, even though Megan Fox’s cosmetic of choice is plastic fucking surgery…

Let’s just hope she applies the same logic to her labia post pregnancy…


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