I'll Make You Famous…




Irina Shayk for Beach Bunny of the Day

Irina Shayk is probably the hottest mail order bride around, at least in terms of fame, because I know a couple mail order brides that I’ve seen on mail order bride sites who i am trying to replace my wife with after she dies of her fat and miserable fatness…and figure these Russian hookers who are straight up about why they love me and that’s a passport…who look as hot as this and fuck me…are a good option…and if they act up, I can always show them pics of their war torn villages and threaten to send them back, not to mention that are used to communist war camps, and if they don’t turn on me like the spies that they are and stab me in the dick, they’re pretty handy to have around the house….

Anyway, when you look like Irina Shayk you go from cold water flats, to SI, to their affiliate bikini line called beach bunny, that they don’t want you to know about, like McDonald’s doesn’t want you to know they own Chipotle…and all it takes is a famous soccer playing john who is trying to stay in the closet…

I am into it…

TO see video screenshots… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Irina Shayk