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2013

09

Oct

The Lohans Riding Citi Bikes of the Day

I don’t know why, but seeing the Lohans…in all their cocaine fuelled glory…trying to look normal in this obvious paparazzi photo opp that you know they tipped the paparazzi off on…so that these would exist and that their broken down family would look like they’ve overcome all their demons and now are just doing normal person things….like what they should have done when Lohan was a kid, rather than whore her out to the industry for money…because it’s never too late to find your childhood…

The whole thing is just bullshit staged PR, and I think that’s what makes it better, because you know they are all still getting wasted…and they are all still broken down people…but when on bikes, in pics…smiling…and acting…they look like the nuclear family…from the 50s…before the nuclear meltdown….

I am into it…but in my defence maybe I just want to sniff her bike seat.

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