I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

18

Oct

Candice Swanepoel for the Fantasy Bra of the Day

Here is a video of a girl finally reaching her hot body dreams…of being the chosen one within the insular company that created her and made her into whatever it is that her hot body is…you know it’s like getting that promotion at your shitty warehouse job where everyone around you, even yourself if you were not in that shitty job, would not normally give a shit about something as stupid, or as much of a waste of resources than a multi-million dollar bra…but when you’re in it, all competing with other girls for the stupid title, you lose track of how stupid the whole thing is, and think how much of an honor, or how beautiful the craftsmanship is on this very expensive garbage…but I guess when a company takes you from farm girl to millionaire model…you’ve got no choice but to love them, drink their Koolaid, because without them, you don’t exist….and what it comes down to is that she’s got a great accent…

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