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2013

26

Nov

White Russian Girls in a Choreographed Twerk of the Day

This is pretty amazing…choreographed twerking by Russian girls who are bringing it like this was the 80s Olympics and they had something to prove through dance…otherwise their family would be killed for them disgracing their country…their country depended on this…

Sure it’s great, white girls in booty shorts, twerking as seriously as Russians take anything, and it makes me laugh -because Russian spies or not…good at twerking or not…hot or not….white girls twerking is just silly and whenever I see a white girl twerk, even if I want to fuck them, or want it on my face and even if they have great asses, I just assume they are college girls from Orange County trying to be Miley or pop relevant cuz pop is all they know…

MTV TOLD ME TO DO IT…

White girls are boring…but I don’t consider Russians white girls, they are their own breed, if shaking ass as focused and as technically accurate…as if they were the Baryshnikov of twerk…graceful and intense…

Cuz that’s what Russians do…and that is why they are taking over the world…

Fall of Communism, look at us now, watch out.

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