One of my favorite ways to trick a girl into making out with me is telling her to touch tongues with me and playing off like it’s a totally normal thing like a high five…and it works a lot more than you’d think…especially when they are sedated.

I guess Miley is up on that hustle too, but this looks more like “Let me make a bit of noise with the biggest “It” girl in fashion”…people will love my lesbian hair licking tongue because I’m so bi-sexual, edgy and cool”…

It’s all so fucking boring to me, but I am sure at least one person out there gets excited by this nonsense….like the Christians who buy her music still.

I guess I’ve just seen too much to be phased..I mean the tongue touch is every straight girls attention seeking move, and has been since the 70s, 80s, 90s, and today….

But I’ll look at the pic anyway cuz young girls strategically using each other for their careers is good times..

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