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2014

24

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Sandy Ass of the Day

My favorite thing about sad covered asses on the beach is the idea of it being a girl who just accidentally shit herself because she’s love control of her bowels from all the anal sex she’s been having…and not because of food poisoning, because food poising isn’t as fun the think about as anal…especially when we are talking about a Victoria’s Secret model money making ass that is borderline perfect…otherwise it wouldn’t get paid to wear underwear…

Her name is Candice Swanepoel, she’s losing her appeal a bit, but I’m still down…and since this is my site, I guess that’s all that matters.

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One Response

  1. Travis says:

    This would’ve been a funny post if you’d fucking proof-read shit before you publish. I know you’re a raging alcoholic who doesn’t give a fuck but I’m talking a quick once-over that takes 5 seconds.

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