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2014

27

Jan

Gisele’s Paddleboarding in a Bikini of the Day

I have made fun of Gisele over the years for being a Brazilian Tranny…a storyline that makes so much sense on so many levels, I could do a top 10 reasons why Gisele could be a tranny, and I will..

1- She’s from Brazilan, tied with Thailand as the number 1 tranny producing nation.

2- She’s got fired from Victoria’s Secret…they don’t like their models to have dicks

3- She’s married to a pro athlete, who spends a lot of time in the locker room and can fuck anyone he wants…except dudes, that would kill his career, but trannies…that shit is grey area

4- She bounced back from her pregnancy so aggressively and fast, that I feel she adopted kids and it was just a pregnancy suit…they use them in movies all the times she’s have access..

5- fine I don’t have a top 10 reasons why she’s a tranny, but I do know that her dude-like genetics have allowed her to carry into her 30s with a rocking’ fit, lean, good body she’s rocking’ on the paddle board..making me a fan…but in my defence..as long as the tranny has tits, it’s ok to fuck em…I mean even if they don’t it’s ok to fuck em…Macklemore would encourage you, since it’s good for business…

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