I don’t really understand why the Florida police are releasing CCTV footage of Jusin Bieber peeing, it seems a little inappropriate, or almost comedic, like some kind of comedy skit.

I mean shouldn’t the Miami police be working on finding random meth vendors, or homeless zombies on bathsalts, or even the next Trayvon, or cuban refugees who swam over.

The fact that any resources or time went into putting this out there, would make me question the legitimacy of the police department. It is some tabloid shit, that I can’t imagine generates any income for them, other than remind the world that cops are a bunch of assholes with their own agenda who exploit the everyday man, or the Bieber…

I am not saying that because I don’t want to see Justin Bieber pee, even though I don’t want to see Justin Bieber pee…I am saying this because the fact this is online, reminds me that society as a whole is doomed.

All this to say, I bet Miranda Kerr is masturbating to this video…she like little bad boys and their big dick senough to get fired from her job…true story.

Which is Okay, since I am masturbating to her stripping for Reebok

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