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2014

15

Apr

Kelly Brook Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook posted 3 pictures from what I guess is her lingerie and bikini collection, since that’s the only way Kelly Brook can really monetize her career as a titty model. I mean it’s not like she’s interesting enough to have a reality show, talented enough to act in movies, not that acting really requires talent, it’s more like the ability to lie and troll the fucking world into thinking what you do is important, relevant, or life changing…because that’s what being an egotistical cunt means…

So she’s limited to make money, by licensing her name, promoting products, and I guess that’s what she’s doing, even though she’s barely famous in my mind…and rightfully so, because her body is doughy as fuck, she’s pushing 40 and she’s likely pregnant again, thanks to her big black boyfriend, and this time she won’t strategically have a miscarriage, because it’s time to mom-up…

So take in these tits, they are about to get more milk filled, not that you care, because it’s Kelly Brook and no one cares about Kelly Brook.

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