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2014

17

Apr

Maitland Ward Knows How to Dress of the Day

Her name is Maitland Ward and she’s wearing a pretty see through dress to some red carpet event, because she’s classy like that and hates looking cheap at these low level events.

She does not see them as an opportunity to get some attention from the paparazzi, hoping for a second wind, like she was Winnie Cooper, since she hasn’t really worked since she was on Boy Meets World, back in 1991.

But now that that show is having a redux, since Hollywood has no ideas, it’s a great time to jump on the Courtney Stodden level of marketing…but she’s doing it all wrong..

Sure she’s got no “panty” lines, but I feel like she’s wearing some maxi-pad looking adhesive to avoid a labia spill. Hot.

Sure, you can see her subtle and classy vagina tattoo of a four leaf clover to celebrate her luck as an irish girl, being able to attend such an exclusive event, instead of dealing with a potato famine, a tattoo that your luck to be getting that close to, something I am sure so many people have seen before you…that totally dates her to a 90s stripper…

Sure she’s got big tits and hard nipples…but this stunt…should include more fucking penetrative sex. Penetrative sex is what we want to see. Even though this is getting her back on the map for all you married 40 year olds who remember her being the babe on a show you used to watch cuz you had no friends…

Good times.

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