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2014

21

Apr

Tila Tequila is Pregnant of the Day

The most amazing thing about the Tila Tequila pregnancy news, is the fact that Tila Tequila hasn’t killed herself – even though she should have – numerous times over as the tabloid fame whore slut that she is….

She posted this announcement on her Facebook:

Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way! May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy! I Love you sooooo much little baby!!

She posted this letter to her baby on Facebook

Dear Baby,

I used to write you letters like this all of the time. I have waited so very long for you to come into my life, and I want you to remember that no matter what people out there say about us just know that you are a gift from God. You saved my life sweet baby! That is more than a miracle, and I love you so very much! Daddy loves you very much too! You are so very special, and never ever let anyone tell you otherwise! Always know this ok? You are my everything!

Love Always,
Mommy

What a fucking joke. Poor kid, he’d be better off an abortion, miscarriage, or put up for adoption…

Anything for attention, but that said, I prefer her SEX TAPES
……hope this sells some of her SEX TAPES
…and I hope VIVID releases more of her SEX TAPES
….


Honestly – her last sex tape was awesome See it here
CLICK HERE

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2 Responses

  1. ManWhoHasSeenAVagina says:

    You didn’t cover the two most important aspects of this story, you fat, lazy fuck.

    First, will she be doing preggo porn? I, for one, really hope so. Second, will she be hooking while pregnant? Again, I really hope so. In either case, someone needs to arrange access for me.

  2. Killface says:

    Who in their right mind would have gotten this dumpster fire pregnant?

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