I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2014

28

Apr

Chrissy Teigen Looks Like Shit on the Cosmo Covers Her Husband Bought Her of the Day

Two years ago, Chrissy Teigen praised me calling me funny and loving all I do…I have visual proof of that, because the internet leaves a paper trail that bitch, in all her instability can’t hide…unless she deleted the tweet…

Last Year, Chrissy Tieigen turned on me, like an unstable cunt, because we’ve never met in person and I guess she had enough of being called an pug-faced, and not in a cute “I Own a Pug and Like People Who Look Like Pugs” kind of way…I also called her fat, old, and said it was time for her to retired, even though in her career, she’s made all of 10 dollars working as a model, and all her living is from John Legend’s fame….a man she locked in before he made money and who she will ride til the end because he’s her one hit wonder…and she can go to bed at night legitimately thinking she’s in it for the right reasons and that 50 percent of his career is due to her because she’s supported him through it…rather than just wallet fucking a rich guy from day one, she wallet fucked a rich guy before he got really rich…

Anyway, she’s not a fan of me, and that’s ok, because I am not a fan of her, or anything about her, I think she’s ugly as a person on the inside and out, overrated, not hot at all, and only a model for affirmative action reasons…but for some reason people find her funny, but not as funny as these shitty Cosmo covers….that we can assume were bought for her, because that’s the kind of gold digger she is, the kind who can’t acknowledge it.

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!