I saw these Chrissy Teigen spilling out of a bikini in ways that should have inspired her to wear a snow suit or Burkini….just old, fat, drunk, mom tit spilling everywhere….and I find it hard to believe people find this hot, but then I remember that people have no taste, and see a big gross tit, and get excited no matter what trash it is implanted on.

I don’t like Chrissy Teigen. I don’t think she’s a refreshing voice on social media. I don’t think she should have seen a surge in her career as a host because of her social media….I just see a bored sex worker who found a wallet to fuck and fully commit to…in order to get him to marry her cuz of her loyalty and her willingness to let him fuck Kanye….without the pre-nup.

I think Twitter rants and her controversy the mainstream embraced was all tactical…and the only good times she brought anyone was when she was drunk on pills and we thought she may kill herself. I was ready for that…but then all of a sudden she’s getting jobs of her own…attending all thee events…thinking she was a legit hollywood wife….rather than the aged car show model she was destined to be…it’s weird.

She once hit me up to tell me I was funny, then I did a post about how fat she was, and she turned on me calling me a rapist or some shit….in a typical egotistical trash who knows she’s trash and likes to trash talk other people but can’t handle being trash talked way. That alone represented all you need to know about the pig, her pig life and times, and unfortunately no one has taken her out to the slaughterhouse yet…but I am sure there will be a time she takes herself out…you know when she officially snaps…and that will be a good time for America…maybe it will allow them to focus on voices and opinions they should listen to…rather than the voice or opinion of a woman who married a rich guy and worked as a fake titty model for a decade…like who cares what she fucking thinks…she’s merely just a set of tits…how did that get distorted or become her being an Op-ed piece…

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Seriously how long are Chrissy Teigen’s tits…..

Here she is nude and fat as a reference point…

I am guessing it’s the series of wallet fucking that got her knocked up at least once that has managed to create a serious FUCKING sag of a tit….it probably happens to all women who decide to breed because they need to lock the dude in for financial reasons, especially in Teigens case, since she locked dude in before he was seriously famous, knowing he would become famous, give bitch a job at a record label as a talent scout…her drunken ass will likely have sex with them in the process because they have one of those relationships where she can fuck other dudes…so long as John Legend can still have sex with Kanye like when they were boys back in Chicago discovering gay gangsta rap.

I generally boycott all Chrissy Teigen posts cuz she once turned her army of fans, something that I found amazing she had…but as it turns out the quirky drunk tweeter with a famous husband from Sports Illustrated was enough to go viral….on me…and it was annoying and I thought…why bother she’s basically some sex worker who doesn’t matter..

But long tits man…that shit’s weird and needs to be pointed out…whether bitch is overrated, annoying, a wallet fucking fat chick or not…cuz it’s some FETISH shit…weird fetish shit…but fetish never the less…

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Fat Chrissy Teigen is pretty much banned from this site. Only because I don’t find her interesting or compelling…

I did have a weird interraction with her a long time ago, where she praised the site for making her laugh…because guess what..the site is funny.

Then a year later I went too far making fun of her, because what I’ve realized is that all these people have a breaking point, in some aspects they want everyone talking about them, but in other aspects of their fame leeching whore life, they want everyone talking nice, or soft teasing.

They do not like dudes coming out calling them fat, this was pre-kids, calling them wallet fuckers who invested their pussy into the homosexual singer she has kids with, and knew that all she had to do was please that earner and she’d be fine…

What I am sure she didn’t anticipate was that her twitter would go viral, people would think she’s a great voice for America, despite just being some fat tit, fat, ex bikini model who lives off some singer….and a career happened….

People think she’s real, truthful, but really she’s just a broken down misguided whore….

I celebrated her when she wanted to kill herself because I thought it was a good choice for her, but instead she ended up becoming relevant in pop culture for whatever fucking reason, giving whores everywhere hope that thy will matter too…

Her big sloppy mom tits with no bra, on par with all the clickbait she’s produced over the years, should be banned from the site, but instead it’s my olive branch to mend our broken relationship…because I forgive her for being a cunt…but I can’t forgive her for this outfit with that body…you know because I remember her before she was fat…but always knew she’d grow into her tits as all busty asians do.

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Chrissy Teigen has always been an overrated monster to me. In fact she once had her army of idiot fans, I know, she’s actually got an army of idiot fans like some kind of popstar, lash out on me, the site, etc, a year after she told me the site was hilarious and amazing, because she was a drunk….for calling her a sloppy, pug faced monster, who doesn’t deserve to be compared to GOD’s CREATURE the PUG, but that I was using as a reference point of how pudgy, bug eyed and wrinkly her flat face was….I also called her fat, a drunk, who should kill herself, and who at the time hadn’t been knocked up by John Legend, someone who she married before he was really famous, who she invested in and supported, with her fat overrated tits, and that he won’t leave her because she’ll cost too much…and now he’s stuck with an outspoken personality with bad sense of humor…who is fat…

Well, they are on a rich person vacation, and the bikini model who barely was a bikini model to me, despite being one to the world of drones lemmings who buy into anything they are fed, because some pop star is linked to the pussy in the bikini….and she looks more disgusting as ever, but AS disgusting as I always knew she was…and it’s nice to see that I was right as I always am…

A wallet fucker…

Here is John Legend – texting other pussy – because look at what he’s stuck with..

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Chrissy Teigen is the fucking worst, her husband she wallet fucked is likely gay, their child probably not his…but I doubt she’d fuck that one up, she’s committed to him hard – for the long haul, because she spotted talented before he was super famous – and she knew to invest her energy into him, and it paid off because half of everything of his – which is alot – is hers…and that made for a good lifestyle considering she was only making 50k a year at her peak of being a model, before social media allowed her to get on a TV show…and run her annoying mouth off in different mediums…all while being a chubby busty ethnically obscure pile of shit…

Well, unfortunately, her LOVE MAGAZINE video is the best one they did, her eating junk food working out, not very Christmas, but compared to all their other videos this is the only one that has any substance…and not just her big tits 80s aerobic…but a joke, humor, a purpose, irony, whatever this is and that is so hard for me to accept…or admit…because I hate the Love Magazine campaign this year and Chrissy Teigen is the fucking devil…she is the fucking worst and her fans..who have lashed out at me at least once…are very fucking annoying….not to mention she wasn’t hot pre-baby, and this is post baby..so you’d think she wouldn’t be hot now….but I’m digging it and there is just too much going on in my head to grasp what I am thinking…other than that I want a burger.

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Look Chrissy Teigen is a pug faced, monster who has scammed both her husband’s wallet and the mainstream media – that gave her a TV show or at least a job on a TV show because she would whine on Twitter and go off on rants she thought was clever and funny – despite being obnoxious and entitled for a chubby titty chick who’s claim to fame, besides seducing some singer / songwriter / kanye west friend….has been bikini modeling for shit that doesn’t pay her…

I guess this is post pregnancy, which took longer than expected considering the magnitude of how important it is to get knocked up by your wallet as soon as you can so that he doesn’t run away….or his payments don’t…terrible..

I’m not a fan and ignore 99 percent of the things she says, or does, and just laugh from the comfort of my soiled couch….and for some reason these sloppy tit pics made me waste 2 minutes posting them…

Garbage human…but people have tits…

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