Chrissy Teigen is like a Kardashian, in that she’s not hot, she’s fat, but thanks to fucking Kanye related talent, she’s relevant…only the Kardashians’ were relevant before they fucked Kanye….where as Chrissy Teigen only exists because she found some dude on the brink of breaking out who was Kanye’s childhood friend…and who had everything lined up to break out….John Legend….and she trapped him, fucked his wallet, and brain washed him into thinking she was there before he hit, even though she knew what she was doing, while all the other girls after him are just there cuz he’s famous….you know so that he felt some loyalty to her and her big tits that were once in SI Swim before she became a fat housewife with a social media account…
She’s a reminder that everything is based on timing…lives change because of timing and her timing worked out great for her…
She’s blocked me on all her social media, she sent her army after me when I encouraged her to kill herself before her twitter went viral and got her celebrated as some authority on things…like Bieber eating is Burrito sideways…always there to talk about trending things to get noticed….you strategic pig.
Being blocked by her is a gift, so I don’t need to remember she exists, no matter how hard she tries to get noticed….
Her pussy slip, fat mom panty slip, whatever this is…is not a gift cuz she’s old and looks like a Korean lady working the counter at the convenience store and she’s not even Korean…which is weird but more importantly – gross…so gross….i guess this is what pussy looks like when it’s fucked a wallet raw.
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