You wanna know what I like about Chrissy Teigen ….everything….and I am not just saying that because she’s got a pretty decent body modeling bikinis…if anything… I don’t give a fuck about her bikini modeling…as far as I’m concerned…I’ll masturbate to anything in a bikini…so she could be white, BLASIAN, single, married, I don’t give a fuck…..the real reason I like her is because she doesn’t block me on twitter when I call her a gold digger…she actually encourages me to keep on calling her a gold digger…and someone who can laugh at herself when humoring me…is pretty much perfection…especially when they look like this in a bikini….Unfortunately she’s engaged to John Legend…so I’ll have to wait for the kids and divorce before making my move and tricking her into cooking me dinner like I was her Homie Kate Upton who probably eats all her cooking…cuz as a fat man who likes to eat…her cooking.. THAT I FOLLOW ON THE INTERNET .is more pornographic to me than her bikini jacked up her little model ass…

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I hate this Chrissy Teigen bitch….but only because she’s fucking annoying and hating has never stopped me from wanting to fuck a bitch before…often times it is the reason I want to fuck them…in hopes I have AIDS and that I give it to them…see cuz I don’t believe in condoms or STD testing….

Now for the reason I hate the bitch….it all started one fall day on twitter when I followed her not knowing who she was, despite the fact that she’s a huge model in her mind who was in one or two issues of SI Swimsuit along with dozens of other bitches I don’t know the names of….anyway – I start following her, she follows me back, we go back and forth, I find her kinda funny, but only cuz she’s posting half naked pics of herself then bitch blocks me for no good reason out of no where…leaving me alone to fend for myself like I was before I started following her on twitter the day before….and it’s just this irritating lack of support from people I get that makes me hate them….and more importantly makes me realize that under this half nakedness lives an evil cunt who thinks she is funny but who is actually fucking irritating…which works for her cuz no one needs to see past her half nakedness….

Here she is crying for attention in a bikini, cuz she wants to be known for more than just a wallet fucker gold digging a black musician while pretending to work by getting half naked as he racks in the millions…

Cunt.

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