Fat Chrissy Teigen is pretty much banned from this site. Only because I don’t find her interesting or compelling…

I did have a weird interraction with her a long time ago, where she praised the site for making her laugh…because guess what..the site is funny.

Then a year later I went too far making fun of her, because what I’ve realized is that all these people have a breaking point, in some aspects they want everyone talking about them, but in other aspects of their fame leeching whore life, they want everyone talking nice, or soft teasing.

They do not like dudes coming out calling them fat, this was pre-kids, calling them wallet fuckers who invested their pussy into the homosexual singer she has kids with, and knew that all she had to do was please that earner and she’d be fine…

What I am sure she didn’t anticipate was that her twitter would go viral, people would think she’s a great voice for America, despite just being some fat tit, fat, ex bikini model who lives off some singer….and a career happened….

People think she’s real, truthful, but really she’s just a broken down misguided whore….

I celebrated her when she wanted to kill herself because I thought it was a good choice for her, but instead she ended up becoming relevant in pop culture for whatever fucking reason, giving whores everywhere hope that thy will matter too…

Her big sloppy mom tits with no bra, on par with all the clickbait she’s produced over the years, should be banned from the site, but instead it’s my olive branch to mend our broken relationship…because I forgive her for being a cunt…but I can’t forgive her for this outfit with that body…you know because I remember her before she was fat…but always knew she’d grow into her tits as all busty asians do.

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