American Olympic hero McKayla Maroney posted a bikini picture, because these aspiring actors, models, olympians, intstagram celebrities, like to have creative control over their shit…I mean it’s like every time I’m half naked I’m like “this is a great ankle, I need to post this to my followers”…bullshit…

She posts bikini pics because it gets likes, her perverts unite, blogs post her like it’s fucking news, she stays relevant, her ego gets massaged, and the whole time she acts like it’s so unintentional, while knowing exactly how to seduce a motherfucker, she’s been a touring gymnast, what the fuck do you think they do with their bendy bodies in their spare fucking time…they fuck.

She’s 18, it’s still creepy cuz she looks 12, but I want you to know I know what she’s up to…and it’s naughty.

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