Vogue Spain did a photoshoot with Irina Shayk, who I like to think is one of the hottest BEARD to a homosexual athlete who can’t come out of the closet because Europeans are homophobes, despite being some of the daintiest, emotional freak show men in tight pants around…

They would hate their star player they are so passionate about…being a poofter…

So his team, who make a lot of money from him, found some desperate model, promised her the world, to save her from just being another Russian Babe on webcam, because so many Russian girls are just as hot and soulless as Irina Shayk…and she went for it.

Now she’s making money, is a Sports Illustrated model, because I am sure it was challenging for his sports agents to set that up…and here they are pretending to be a real couple…as he giggles…because he’s not just in on the joke, he’s all about the fucking joke…his career depends on it…

You see, I’ve been told by 10 different people, at different times, with different levels of involvement with the couple, that it’s strictly a business transaction, they see each other when they need to make an appearance together, but they spend under 3 weeks a year together, because she’ too busy in AMerica fucking other dudes…and he’s too busy in Europe fucking dudes…

Either way, I approve of their sham…even though this shoot is super fucking gay…I believe that hiding your sexuality so hard that you find the world an Irina Shayk, totally works for me….and as you know, it’s all about me.

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