I don’t like Genevieve Morton’s look at all. I think she’s dumpy, fat, uninteresting…the bootleg, South African Kate Upton, that’s Sports Illustrated loves, but that makes me think Sports Illustrated is lazy, because there are way better looking South Africans, this one’s a sloppy fail….

I have heard that she’s a gold digger, opportunist, who moved to America and leverages her Sports Illustrated resume to fuck or at least suck off big Producers in hopes of getting an acting job. I don’t know if that’s fact, I would take her more as the girl who would be at the all you can eat buffet, stalking up….

As far as I’m concerned, her best move would be to post videos of her and Kate Upton competitive eating, because it would be appropriate for people like me, who can see past the big tits and see dumpy….

But instead she made fitness videos and even gave herself a Hashtag #genevievemortonfitness. Following the trend all the other models are doing….only hard to take seriously because her workout of choice is as lazy as her body looks…

At least she Made Up For It With THis Nipple on Instagram Rebellion…

So apparently she booked her first modelling job ever. I always assumed the only job she would book is the pig in a pig wrestling match…but I’m an asshole…

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