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2014

27

Jun

Cailin Russo Nipple Video of the Day

I don’t know what this video is from, it was sent in by one of Cailin Russo’s pervert fans, which surprises me that she even has, not that I’ve ever met Cailin Russo, or care to meet Cailin Russo, or think she doesn’t deserver fans…

I just don’t find her all that hot, or relevant or important…even if her dad is in a Band I listened to once in the 90s, back when he knocked up her hot young mom, like all those punk rock dudes did on Warped Tour, I mean average age at that shit is 14.

I mean any girl who gets famous from kissing Bieber in a Bieber video, is just reaching hard, even though I know I’d kiss Bieber in a video if it meant a life of luxury…I’m a whore like that..gay for fucking pay…not that Bieber counts as a man…it’s like fringe gay for pay…ok fine- I wouldn’t kiss Bieber in video for money…but I don’t hate Cailin Russo for doing it….even it seems as thirsty as I am every time I am faced with a bottle of booze…at least it worked…

What it comes down to is that she’s relevant enough, doing the hipster thing, and in doing the hipster thing, she’s getting topless like life was an American Apparel ad, and that’s pretty fucking perfect.

I think it’s a teaser video of something, and I know you can see nipple…like in this pic of Cailin our friend and genius photographer TED EMMONS took…

See more from TED EMMONS he’s good.

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