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2017

20

Mar

Cailin Russo Tits of the Day

Cailin Russo’s dad is some punk rock dude who was barely punk rock – but who did exist is the 90s punk era with his band New Found Glory….her mom is likely one of his groupies, or maybe his high school girlfriend he cheated on after getting the record deal, and whatever their story is…who fucking cares…it’s about their crashing and burning of their DNA in her uterus that created this lovely, aspiring instagram model, who was almost on the hipster route to be a HADID….but capped out at 500,000 followers….

Her biggest performance was a Bieber video, where she kissed him, and the world went nuts on her, or hating her, as Bieber fans do…that was until today..unless these are old pics…where her big performance is her tits – with nipple ring…being all laid back, california and cool…..erotic…but not really…she looks old…

Oh and after looking at her instagram, it turns out she’s working on being a muscical artist also….you know because that’s where you go…for more attention and fame…when topless pics you’ve already one aren’t enough…

DREAMS CAN COME TRUE…

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2015

01

Oct

Cailin Russo Tits for P Magazine of the Day

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I was just talking about this instagram model movement, that is still going strong, which surprises me a little but girls all want to be models, it caters to their egos and makes them feel pretty about themselves, while not actually having to work, and being able to lock down rich dudes to offer them the good life…full of travel and events…makes sense…

What’s happened is that more and more and more of them have surfaced…making the orignal players like Cailin Russo, who is a “pop punk star’s” daughter, famous from Bieber video, still a nobody….but from southern California and willing to get topless for any photographer or website that will give her some publicity…it’s a competitive world out there….for these nobodies..

Fun and young enough tits though…even better that she’s affordable..

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2015

14

May

Cailin Russo Topless for Lady Islington of the Day

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Cailin Russo is not a friend of the site, but she should be, because I write such nice things about her and her father who was in a punk band in the 90s, who toured Warped tour and probably was one of those dudes who toured Warped tour in your hometown who fucked your high school girlfriend…because girls love guys in bands…and who probably didn’t use condoms…assumng that at 16 girls can’t get pregnant…producuing this magical creature who has decided to be a model…who’s claim to fame is kissing Beiber in a music video..and who has since turned to nude modeling to get noticed…because no one cares about the girl who kissed Beiber, they would be more into the girl who Killed Beiber…..and more importantly..because nude modeling is all that fucking matters….but even that doesn’t matter…I mean we don’t care about much as a society…everything is surface and for show with no substance…and people who are actually doing things of substance we don’t even notice…but we do seem to pay attention to a lot of idiots…at least for two seconds it takes to see their tits…weird.

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2015

04

Mar

Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day

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Cailin Russo is one of these instagram models who has a little bit more authenticity thanks to her dad being in a shitty 90s pop-punk band called New Found Glory, that I can assume involved knocking her groupie mom up when her mom was probably 18, thanks to these creepy pop-punk dudes from the 90s being total creepers are girls across the country who would groupie at their events. I guess they were no different than Rockers of the 70s and 80s, Rappers of the 2000s, and DJS of the 2010s..not that it matters, we all know that musicians have groupies and that’s why they are musicians…and that groupies get pregnant to bring the musician baby to life as the ultimate in fan girl / child support checks….

Here she is in a shoot that bores me for some underwear company, mainly because I find her boring, unless she does nude shoots, which she does….I’m just too lazy to look for them…I mean I like my panties to look less like diapers on a bitch..and a lot more naked so that I can jerk off to the pics….maybe I’m too picky…and have unrealistic expectations out of models…

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2014

21

Oct

Cailin Russo Topless of the Day

I’ve made fun of Cailin Russo a little bit because that’s what I do when I like girls. It is also what I do when I hate girls. So it is hard to differentiate the two…not that I actually care about any of these girls. They only exist in my inbox as they are self promoting themselves aggressively, trying to be “it girls” or part of campaigns – because it validates them and helps grow their social media – so that they feel more important than the other girls who aren’t as eager for attention…

Now I don’t hate that, I like girls who get in front of the camera – especially when topless…but there are just so many of them, it’s hard to really differentiate one from the other. They all blend into one hipster pile of hair on a skinny body with shitty tattoos…that I would ejaculate on, but in my defence I’ve ejaculated on some weird shit in my day…from kitchen tables to public door knobs…to college desks to panties found at the laundromat…I’m talent.

I just think in the grand scheme of everything – in my life and your life – no matter how much money she makes, or how shitty her dad’s punk band is, she doesn’t matter…you could argue that nothing matters..and I guess you’d be right…but along with nothing comes Cailin – just in the right circle – Russo…and here are her tits.

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2014

13

Oct

Cailin Russo for Luke Davis of the Day

Cailin Russo is one of these new wave hipster models – who isn’t all that important – but who did get big enough on Instagram – thanks to her father being in the music industry and knocking up one of his slutty groupies to create her…but more importantly to get her cast in a Bieber video, where she kissed him, and was enough to put her on the map and perpetuate her into paid gigs and cashing in…

Now is she hot enough? Who cares. Hot doesn’t matter when you have instagram followers, a kinda famous creeper dad, and a dream…of getting naked on the internet for brands..

I encourage this behavior. It’s shot by a dude named LUCK DAVIS – I don’t know if her is her boyfriend or if he fucks her as boyfriends do – but I do know he’s taking pics of her half naked…right..

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2014

12

Sep

Cailin Russo for Randall Slavin of the Day

Cailin Russo is a hipster instagram model with a “rockstar” dad, and she’s showing some stubbly vag in a skimpy bathing suit bottom, and I don’t hate her for what she does, I encourage this kind of behavior from any girl, especially those in LA who can actually end up getting cast for bigger and better things, like Bieber Music Videos, getting famous off their tits, tits they show for free with the “right” photographer, like Randall Slavin who works for Victoria’s Secret..a good photographer to become friends with…right…

It encourages girls that follow them to try the same thing, it makes being topless less of a big deal than America thinks it is, and it makes for a generation of girls willing to show their tits, like we were in Europe or something…So I guess this porned up, nude is fashionable, world is good for everyone involved, even for the people who suck at life like me, cuz we get to watch.

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2014

05

Sep

Cailin Russo Titties for Monster’s Children of the Day

Cailin Russo is one of those low level LA models who generated some buzz because she was in a Bieber music video thanks to being kind of hooked up in the LA scene thanks to her dad, who is some creeper in a skate punk, warped tour band, who probably knocked up her mom when she was 15 in the tour bus, as these stories go, producing this little nightmare…a little nightmore that’s not as bad as she could be, because at least she’s doing the hipster modeling properly, and by doing hipster modeling properly – I mean getting naked or at least topless – because if you don’t show your tits – it doesn’t matter…and I am pretty sure Cailin’s hustle is to matter as much as she fucking can…

These are from Monster Children – whatever that is…but here’s the Video

CAILIN RUSSO in the MC NOVA from Monster Children on Vimeo.

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2014

18

Jul

Cailin Russo Topless Video for Monster Children of the Day

Cailin Russo is the not so hot. Not so interesting. Not so relevant. Probably not really ever going to be an actual model, but still likes to model.

The girl who is only known because she kissed Bieber in a video….maybe leveraging her dad’s celebrity, that I don’t really think is actual celebrity, but more an excuse to bang 15 year olds on tour for Warped Tour…

A girl that I once told her friend “her 5 minutes will be up and she’ll be a stepGIRL”…but on the attempt to rise to the top…while really not going anywhere…she did TOPLESS SHOOT FOR MONSTER CHILDREN and this is the video…4 weeks old…but I have Cailin Russo fan sending me Cailin Russo shit once a week, I figure I’ll post it – because I encourage this behavior….

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2014

14

Jul

Cailin Russo See Through at a Kids Park of the Day

Cailin Russo WALKING THE STREET IN A SHEER TOP and I’ve posted HER MESH TOP DANCE …so this wet, white outfit in a kids park amongst kids isn’t shocking or interesting because of her hipster nipples….

Hipster nipples are everywhere, you just need to leave your house to see them. Nipples aren’t as crazy or secretive or even interesting as they used to be. Sure I still like them, but when a girl shows off her nipples, I am well aware that it’s not a big deal, but still fun to look at…and fun to watch hipster trickle down into the mainstream..because there is no such thing as hipster…all these hipster chicks are actually the equivalent of the popular girl in her Gap Khakis in the 90s…it’s just the cool thing to be…

Ok, so it is cool for hipsters to show how liberal they are via their nipples because it is a hipster thing to show nipples…and hipster doesn’t exist, it is mainstream,….ok…we’ve established that nipples aren’t a big deal, but still fun to look at….

What is an interesting thing is when girls try to next level their nipple display, because nipples alone aren’t edgy or interesting enough…so they take their white underwear to a kids park and get wet…

Something that would get a man arrested if he was wet in white briefs around kids…

But when Cailin Russo does it for VINE, it’s ok…in fact better than OK…it’s fantastic…

I am a fan of her work, even if it is forced, lame and she’s not that hot…the effort is there and that’s all we can really ask for…

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2014

27

Jun

Cailin Russo Nipple Video of the Day

I don’t know what this video is from, it was sent in by one of Cailin Russo’s pervert fans, which surprises me that she even has, not that I’ve ever met Cailin Russo, or care to meet Cailin Russo, or think she doesn’t deserver fans…

I just don’t find her all that hot, or relevant or important…even if her dad is in a Band I listened to once in the 90s, back when he knocked up her hot young mom, like all those punk rock dudes did on Warped Tour, I mean average age at that shit is 14.

I mean any girl who gets famous from kissing Bieber in a Bieber video, is just reaching hard, even though I know I’d kiss Bieber in a video if it meant a life of luxury…I’m a whore like that..gay for fucking pay…not that Bieber counts as a man…it’s like fringe gay for pay…ok fine- I wouldn’t kiss Bieber in video for money…but I don’t hate Cailin Russo for doing it….even it seems as thirsty as I am every time I am faced with a bottle of booze…at least it worked…

What it comes down to is that she’s relevant enough, doing the hipster thing, and in doing the hipster thing, she’s getting topless like life was an American Apparel ad, and that’s pretty fucking perfect.

I think it’s a teaser video of something, and I know you can see nipple…like in this pic of Cailin our friend and genius photographer TED EMMONS took…

See more from TED EMMONS he’s good.

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2014

13

Jun

Cailin Russo Topless in MonsterChildren of the Day

Cailin Russo is finally topless for some magazine called

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2014

02

Jun

Cailin Russo Instagram Model Dance of the Day

Cailin Russo is one of those Instagram Models turned real model who may have been a real model before being an instagram model, but there is just so much crossover I can’t really differentiate the two..

What I do know is that he dad is a creeper 40 year old in a punk band, her mom probably one of his young hot young groupies, since punk rockers generally cater to 15 year olds who shop at hot topic..and that her first modelling job was for a big store, her real breakthrough was kissing Bieber in a video that he shouted her out in and, and all of a sudden she exists…is getting more work..is making money in what could be 5 minutes since she’s not all that hot..but that may be longer…since it’s less about being hot and more about being relevant…

Well in keeping relevant she posted these videos of her dancing on a boat in mesh, and you’ll like them…even if she’s hiding them nipples.

I encourage all aspiring models, even if they work for free…because self produced erotica is hot and free…rather than staged shit that’s just boring…Dance baby – Dance..

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2014

16

May

Cailin Russo for Eberjey of the Day

Cailin Russo is a b-rated instagram model who is making some serious moves because she was in a Justin Beiber music video and Beiber fans are pretty insane and follow the enemy who tongued their man…and it got her a ton of fucking follower.

Low level brands work with her because she can drive some instagram followers their way, which is what everyone wants, making her relevant, and getting her work, and you can’t hate a girl for that…She’s taken her destiny in her own hands, and when her looks alone probably wouldn’t have got her pretty much anywhere, but all of a sudden she matters…

This is the future, and as long as half nakedness is involved, devaluing the entire industry, by paying girls 500 dollars for campaigns instead of 50,000 dollars a day, opens the door for more girls you’d never heard of, getting half naked for the same hustle…and desperate b-rated instagram models, depending on their level of desperation, can be very fucking easy…

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2014

14

May

Cailin Russo for Sir Neave of the Day

Cailin Russo is the daughter of Scott Russo who is in a band called Unwritten Law. It is safe to say that her mom was probably a young punk rock groupie, because punk rock dudes only bang 15 year old girls, since they are the only ones who care about them, not that Unwritten Law was really punk rock, but they were more punk rock than Bieber….Bieber…being the guy she was cast to make out with in a music video – that pretty much made her go viral..

I am on the fence as to whether she’s just a privileged instagram model, or if she’s legitimately a babe…with something to offer…but…when looking at her ass, I don’t seem to care either way…

I just think she’s not quite hot enough to be a real model, yet she’s getting paid as a real model, so what the fuck do I know..

These pics are from instagram photographer SIR NEAVE

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