I’ve made fun of Cailin Russo a little bit because that’s what I do when I like girls. It is also what I do when I hate girls. So it is hard to differentiate the two…not that I actually care about any of these girls. They only exist in my inbox as they are self promoting themselves aggressively, trying to be “it girls” or part of campaigns – because it validates them and helps grow their social media – so that they feel more important than the other girls who aren’t as eager for attention…

Now I don’t hate that, I like girls who get in front of the camera – especially when topless…but there are just so many of them, it’s hard to really differentiate one from the other. They all blend into one hipster pile of hair on a skinny body with shitty tattoos…that I would ejaculate on, but in my defence I’ve ejaculated on some weird shit in my day…from kitchen tables to public door knobs…to college desks to panties found at the laundromat…I’m talent.

I just think in the grand scheme of everything – in my life and your life – no matter how much money she makes, or how shitty her dad’s punk band is, she doesn’t matter…you could argue that nothing matters..and I guess you’d be right…but along with nothing comes Cailin – just in the right circle – Russo…and here are her tits.

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Cailin Russo is one of these new wave hipster models – who isn’t all that important – but who did get big enough on Instagram – thanks to her father being in the music industry and knocking up one of his slutty groupies to create her…but more importantly to get her cast in a Bieber video, where she kissed him, and was enough to put her on the map and perpetuate her into paid gigs and cashing in…

Now is she hot enough? Who cares. Hot doesn’t matter when you have instagram followers, a kinda famous creeper dad, and a dream…of getting naked on the internet for brands..

I encourage this behavior. It’s shot by a dude named LUCK DAVIS – I don’t know if her is her boyfriend or if he fucks her as boyfriends do – but I do know he’s taking pics of her half naked…right..

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Cailin Russo is a hipster instagram model with a “rockstar” dad, and she’s showing some stubbly vag in a skimpy bathing suit bottom, and I don’t hate her for what she does, I encourage this kind of behavior from any girl, especially those in LA who can actually end up getting cast for bigger and better things, like Bieber Music Videos, getting famous off their tits, tits they show for free with the “right” photographer, like Randall Slavin who works for Victoria’s Secret..a good photographer to become friends with…right…

It encourages girls that follow them to try the same thing, it makes being topless less of a big deal than America thinks it is, and it makes for a generation of girls willing to show their tits, like we were in Europe or something…So I guess this porned up, nude is fashionable, world is good for everyone involved, even for the people who suck at life like me, cuz we get to watch.

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Cailin Russo is one of those low level LA models who generated some buzz because she was in a Bieber music video thanks to being kind of hooked up in the LA scene thanks to her dad, who is some creeper in a skate punk, warped tour band, who probably knocked up her mom when she was 15 in the tour bus, as these stories go, producing this little nightmare…a little nightmore that’s not as bad as she could be, because at least she’s doing the hipster modeling properly, and by doing hipster modeling properly – I mean getting naked or at least topless – because if you don’t show your tits – it doesn’t matter…and I am pretty sure Cailin’s hustle is to matter as much as she fucking can…

These are from Monster Children – whatever that is…but here’s the Video

CAILIN RUSSO in the MC NOVA from Monster Children on Vimeo.

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Cailin Russo is the not so hot. Not so interesting. Not so relevant. Probably not really ever going to be an actual model, but still likes to model.

The girl who is only known because she kissed Bieber in a video….maybe leveraging her dad’s celebrity, that I don’t really think is actual celebrity, but more an excuse to bang 15 year olds on tour for Warped Tour…

A girl that I once told her friend “her 5 minutes will be up and she’ll be a stepGIRL”…but on the attempt to rise to the top…while really not going anywhere…she did TOPLESS SHOOT FOR MONSTER CHILDREN and this is the video…4 weeks old…but I have Cailin Russo fan sending me Cailin Russo shit once a week, I figure I’ll post it – because I encourage this behavior….

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Cailin Russo WALKING THE STREET IN A SHEER TOP and I’ve posted HER MESH TOP DANCE …so this wet, white outfit in a kids park amongst kids isn’t shocking or interesting because of her hipster nipples….

Hipster nipples are everywhere, you just need to leave your house to see them. Nipples aren’t as crazy or secretive or even interesting as they used to be. Sure I still like them, but when a girl shows off her nipples, I am well aware that it’s not a big deal, but still fun to look at…and fun to watch hipster trickle down into the mainstream..because there is no such thing as hipster…all these hipster chicks are actually the equivalent of the popular girl in her Gap Khakis in the 90s…it’s just the cool thing to be…

Ok, so it is cool for hipsters to show how liberal they are via their nipples because it is a hipster thing to show nipples…and hipster doesn’t exist, it is mainstream,….ok…we’ve established that nipples aren’t a big deal, but still fun to look at….

What is an interesting thing is when girls try to next level their nipple display, because nipples alone aren’t edgy or interesting enough…so they take their white underwear to a kids park and get wet…

Something that would get a man arrested if he was wet in white briefs around kids…

But when Cailin Russo does it for VINE, it’s ok…in fact better than OK…it’s fantastic…

I am a fan of her work, even if it is forced, lame and she’s not that hot…the effort is there and that’s all we can really ask for…

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