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2014

30

Jun

J.Lo Thinks She’s Miley of the Day

There comes a time in every middle aged popstar’s career where she throws in the towel and says “I’m too old for this, maybe I’ll just go on to sing popstars”….or she doesn’t….

I mean from what I remember, J.Lo was too old to be a popstar when she became a popstar in the first place, so this pretending she’s MILEY is just awkward…It’s like every time I see old bitches in AMerican Apparel with their tweens, competing to dress sluttier, I’m like, let the tween be tweens, and you bitch, you go put on that sweater…even when they are hot…I don’t who decides that the behavior is inappropriate…I just know it is…

Sure she has a good body, she can still pull it off, she makes millions, she doesn’t want to give up when there is money to be made and adorning fans to cheer her on…but she could do it with some pants on..

Save the old lady twerking for the dinner party that got too out of hand in your mansion or some shit..just because you can twerk doesn’t mean do it on stage for thousands…

I’ll still watch, because that’s what she wants, and I always give girls what they want, I am a gentleman and a pervert who likes train crashes like this..hey ladies…

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