Samsung should be paying me for promoting this campaign staring the mother of a half black baby or two that she made in the VIP room at a rave or super-club in Vegas with the DJ, because everyone knows the EDM DJ is the most important, overpaid, specimen of man, who has been clever enough to fuck the system on little to no talent because that’s just the world we live in…brain wash the retard college kids with Ecstasy and Robotic sounds that penetrate their brains..

But Samsung isn’t paying me, so I get to rip into this shitty campaign staring a pregnant with her second interracial in a bikini in the pool, strategically cropping out her body, because she’s pregnant, even though she is only around because of her body…

It’s fucking Samsung, they have money, they could have booked any non-pregnant model and at least shown some ass cheek…

If she’s in a fucking pool, in a bikini, you gotta deliver that bikini, otherwise put her in a fucking snowsuit. You fools.

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