Emily DiDonato may still stink of Jake Gylenhaal semen, because it is a smell that follows the groupies who fuck him everywhere they go for the rest of their fucking lives…even though based on personal experience…of having an “altercation” with him, that should have ended with me punching him in the fucking throat, but instead ended with me laughing at him as bouncers pulled me away, as his 5 foot 6 frame wailed his arms around like he was some kind of professionally trained poofter tap dancer, because really he probably is, and there’s nothing wrong with that, and dance doesn’t make you gay, it’s just when you’re Jake Gyllenhaal, everything you do is gay…even Emily DiDonato…a model showing her tit on the cover of V…looking’ good…since I don’t have to be in the same room as her cooties…and if I was…I’d totally look past the whole Gyllenhaal slip up and let her sit on my face…you know by telling myself that he never fucked her vagina…he’s more of her fucking him with a large object kind of lover…

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