Jessica Lowndes is some implant rocking, bikini clad, Canadian who managed to get on TV once and who now has enough money and a work visa to stick around LA and try to get on TV again. It may happen, it may not, but in the downtime she’s co-ordinating self shot bikini photoshoots, proving that you don’t need a photographer to take pics of you when no one cares…you can do it yourself and some asshole with a website will post it like it matters or like it is news even though this motherfucker hardly knows who Jessica Lowndes is, I just need to support my fellow countryman – even if she escaped the first chance she got to live the American dream…when it all collapses and no American is willing to marry her for citizenship…she’ll be right back where she started, on Canadian TV, which is the equivalent of being in nothing at all since no one ever sees it..but based on these fake tits should…so my advice to her is before giving up, turn to porn. I’m down to watch this fuck go down.

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