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2014

06

Aug

Madonna’s Vagina Panty Selfie of the Day

I think we can all agree that Madonna is disgusting. Even Terrifying.

With her muscular vagina that has been worked so hard over the last 3.5 decades of fucking hard to make 100s of millions of dollars.

A vagina she apparently decided to selfie in panties just to show how resilient that fucking thing is…

You know in a “Hey fucker, my fuck hole that got me here is still alive, and can squat 215″….kind of way.

She’s 60. Forgetting she’s 60. This is weird. But not as weird as knowing that in the 80s. I was all about her slutty for pop music even though she couldn’t sing hustle. It paved the way for so many aspiring sluts to embrace being a slut and I’ll never slut shame a slut…I need sluts to survive…I’ll just call them out on it and only eat them out through plastic bags…I have enough problems without having to deal with cold sores…

All this to say, I am all for freaky 60 year olds, I just don’t really want to see them in action. It’s like keep that shit to yourself, we don’t like how it looks or smells. Hang those leather and lace things up, or keep them for your own personal use. Don’t make it public. Seriously. We get it, you fuck, you’re a freak, no one wants to see it.


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  • LolleyGagger

    Last time anyone saw that thing it was about as hairy as Demi Moore’s but w/airpit hair and let’s not, let’s do, forget the eyebrows as well.

  • Peter Dragon

    I’m the same age as she is, I have to say to all you haters, I still think she is amazing.

  • LolleyGagger

    @Peter where do you see any hate?

    …as I was go to say, and a collective EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! was heard by all.

    NOW THAT IS SOME HATE.

    and BTW I’m 52!!!

  • LolleyGagger

    …no matter the age a big hairy piece of bacon strip is not appetizing, AT ALL!

  • alliekat9090

    Almost 60 years old and posting bathroom selfies of her crotch. Its just………pathetic.

  • Erc

    If you’re going to attempt to blog, you should get your fact straight. She’s 55, not 60. Douche.

  • joesbeard

    No, I get it. I’m a fan but I get super embarrassed at these. Ya, she gives zero fucks and laughs all the way to the bank. Shit, I’ld do the same if I put all that time and effort into my money maker. “Here it is!” But I feel for her kids. I doubt they dig it. Hell, I doubt Rocco even fully understands it. Lets just hope he does the same as mom cause he’s already super cute.

  • Bitingontinfoil

    She’s hanging a bit to the left.