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2014

11

Aug

50 Selfies to Save You From Premature Ejaculation of the Day

I am going to assume that you don’t fuck and when you do, you always cum yourself, because that’s what happens when your life has been devoted to masturbating as fast as you can when your mom is out of the house getting groceries.

It’s like look at a pic of a girl, and bust quick…only to fail every time you get with a girl…because you’re just too fucking excited that all your dreams of being with a girl are coming true…even if you are paying her….

So these 50 topless selfie pics, should put you over the fucking edge, but instead I am going tell you how to fuck girls proper, so that you don’t have to hide in your closet and masturbate fast so you don’t get caught to internet porn…

I know what you’re thinking…who cares what a girl wants in bed, you’re paying her by the hour and you don’t really care if she gets off or not.

But what you aren’t realizing is that the reason you’re paying a girl by the hour to get off, and not finding real life girls to get addicted to you and your dick is because you suck at life…but you don’t have to suck at life.…

Follow Tips and maybe you’ll save some money on the rub and tugs, that you can spend on girls who can’t get enough of having sex with you…buying them flowers and romance and shit .

It’s pretty fucking basic, you have to make her cum, and you know what, good consisted good sex from a girl who wants to fuck you because you make her cum will make everything in your life better. So you should listen….

1- WARM-UP

It takes girls 17 minutes to cum. It takes dudes 5-7 Minutes. In your case 30 seconds because the hooker gives you a discount. There’s a 16.5 minute discrepancy. One trick is to jerk off before she comes over to drop your first load, get that one of of the way, going in on your second load will buy you a few more minutes of fucking.

Athletes warm up before the game, you’re no athlete, but your body works the same way. Logic.

2 – FOREPLAY

You don’t really have much foreplay with a hooker, unless you’re a weirdo who does the whole Girlfriend experience, since your mom didn’t hug you enough as a child and you feel the need to cuddle. Seriously, who wants to eat out a hooker…I do…but that’s cuz I threw in the towel on life.

But the key to good sex is logical, foreplay. You touch, lick, rub, talk dirty, finger, eat out, stick things in her ass, role-play but not on the first date, she’ll think you’re a creep, I don’t give a fuck, just do what you can to trick her into forgetting that she’s given in and let you up inside her, do not let realize she’s even fucking you, and don’t touch your dick, just focus on her….and the longer you go – the closers she’ll get to orgasm…and the less you have to worry about busting in the first 2 minutes…

3- KNOW YOUR KRYPTONITE

If you get off by getting a finger stuck your ass, or her in doggy, or her breast feeding you like you were her child, or being shit on, or whatever other weird fetish you have, don’t bust it out until she’s done….because it’s only polite to let ladies go, or in this case cum first.

4- USE SUPPLEMENTS TO MAKE YOU LAST LONGER

To last longer in bed …you should try a use a numbing spray like Promescent , because it’s the ONLY Urologist Recommended topical spray that can help any guy last longer.

It’s fast-absorbing and your partner will have no idea that your pre-mature ejaculating sensitive dick is getting some help.

It doesn’t make you a loser to numb your dick, it means you want to maximize your fuck…

When I can’t get hard, I pop 1/4 viagra. When I can’t sleep, I drink a bottle of vodka and eat sleeping pills, when I get a headache from a hangover, I take a fucking aspirin and drink more. Scientists invent things for a reason..and in this case that reason is to make you last longer – she’ll appreciate it.

5- THE STOP AND START METHOD

The start-stop method can help you learn more control during sex. Stick it in, pull it out, go down on her, stick it in, pull it out, go down on her, whisper in her ear that you love her, tell you you’re her boss, who cares, an orgasm is about fucking with her mind, not her pussy, just know that if you cum in 5 minutes or less, no one is coming back for seconds, and really, who doesn’t want to have sex longer…it makes the whole listening to her talk about her feelings at dinner worth it.

And remember – cum in her if you’re not using a condom, cuz no one uses condoms….it is proven that unwanted pregnancy keeps her around for 18 years – even when you can’t stand her…I mean if you’re lonely..

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