I recognize the name Angie Harmon…but I can’t really place her, I guess this is what google is for, No wonder they control the fucking world, they are so fucking convenient with all the facts they provide…

It turns out that she’s from Baywatch and the more prestigious Baywatch Nights. She was discovered by David Hasselhoff when he was creeping on her on a plane in the 90s. She’s in her 40s…and I guess felt it was time to revisit her bikini – by doing this self shot bikini shoot – that says “hey, like Carmen Electra, I still got it”…whether it’s thanks to science, medical procedures, or not – who really cares…right..

The most interesting fact about her is that she’s a “devout christian”…which makes me question all the dudes she tempted when on Baywatch..you know all the dudes who masturabated to her, and who are probably still masturbating to her, because it was an era before the internet porn, when you had to resort to late night bikini shows to get off…all stripping down again, this time for herself…weird.

Maybe it’s just a midlife crisis, you know, since she’s old.

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