2019
19
Jul
Remember Angie Harmon.
Me Neither.
Baywatch Nights was her claim to fame….even though Baywatch Nights should be no one’s claim to fame…the off shoot / spinoff of Baywatch where Hasselhoff is a Private Detective by night, dealing in the supernatural, to compete with X-Files…because being a lifeguard lacked stimulation…brilliant…so brilliant that Angie Harmon hatched from it…even if it was more of a still birth….
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Posted in:Angie Harmon|SFW
2014
18
Aug
I recognize the name Angie Harmon…but I can’t really place her, I guess this is what google is for, No wonder they control the fucking world, they are so fucking convenient with all the facts they provide…
It turns out that she’s from Baywatch and the more prestigious Baywatch Nights. She was discovered by David Hasselhoff when he was creeping on her on a plane in the 90s. She’s in her 40s…and I guess felt it was time to revisit her bikini – by doing this self shot bikini shoot – that says “hey, like Carmen Electra, I still got it”…whether it’s thanks to science, medical procedures, or not – who really cares…right..
The most interesting fact about her is that she’s a “devout christian”…which makes me question all the dudes she tempted when on Baywatch..you know all the dudes who masturabated to her, and who are probably still masturbating to her, because it was an era before the internet porn, when you had to resort to late night bikini shows to get off…all stripping down again, this time for herself…weird.
Maybe it’s just a midlife crisis, you know, since she’s old.
Posted in:Angie Harmon
2013
04
Dec
This picture of Angie Harmon’s tit from the side is pretty awesome, until you look a little closer, and see that she’s missed a spot shaving, but not just a little stubble, we’re talking serious armpit hair the kind that takes months to grow, leading me to assume that Angie Harmon is the kind of girl who locks herself up for months at a time, never leaving the house, or playing mom, in her athletic sweatshirts, because I know I haven’t heard about her in a long time, so she’s sure as hell not going out and raging…but when she does, she has to get all dolled up, and groom…which I guess is a little too much work of her, even though I’m sure she could afford a little VIET girl to do it for her, like every other white person..
I am not disgusted by this at all, but probably should be, I guess I just don’t care and continue to have no standards, especially when 41 year old tits, even they are fake, are a nice distraction.
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