I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2014

02

Sep

Jewel in a Bikini of the Day

I think this Jewel Bikini picture for instagram, that I guess she posted because she’s happy with her what must be 40 year old body, up on some recently divorced girl hustle for male attention like so many divorcees I’ve had sex with – because they are keen on getting as much cock as possible in them – making up for lost time and trying to finally have good sex since marriage doesn’t come with good sex…

I mean they are so desperate and eager, they even end up with me, just to try me out, only to go back to their husbands saying “shit, marriage wasn’t that bad, even though I thought it was the fucking worst, before fucking this guy I met in a bar”….

All this to say, the pic is better when you play this song along with it…

Sure, she’d be more interesting in her bikini if her hollywood career didn’t work out for her when she was living in her car after driving to LA from Alaska…But bikini pics of her 20 years later are good enough…I guess…

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