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2014

03

Oct

Micaela Schaefer Naked at an Event of the Day

I don’t really understand what this Micaela Schaefer is, but I do know whatever it is that she’s doing is totally fucking right. It’s like why wear clothes when you can get more attention showing up places totally naked – the media will eat it up – the blogs will talk about you – and it will increase your escorting rates by a minimum of 1000 dollars an hour…

It’s like the reason half of the pornstars out there do porn. Shit is good for fucking hooking business.

I am sure she wasn’t always a whore, but her fake tits may tell a different story, but at least she’s using that ability to make moves career wise well into her 30s…now if only more women did this – leaving the house would be a funny, cellulite filled journey I would probably chronically masturbate to, but in my defence that’s kind of already I do – with girls I see in clothes….I’m the creeper in the corner, nice to meet you.

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