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2015

31

Jul

Micaela Schaefer has a Nude Calendar of the Day

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Micaela Schaefer is a nobody and has no business having a calendar….unless you consider a girl with bolt on fake tits…you know the shitty plastic as fuck, what the fuck were you thinking in getting those terrifying things when you have options to get tits that aren’t bolt on…even if they are all the rage in your germin Berliner weird fetish sex clubs fueled by the same ideologies that created Nazis 75 years ago…

Anyway, you don’t know this fame whore, but she attends every red carpet in germany and gets naked, because naked gets noticed, and noticed feeds ego, and possibly finds you rich boyfriends, and possibly, a job…better than working bottle service, but even if you work bottle service…you’ll get bigger tips, cuz you’re the bolt on tits from the tabloids on the red carpet…

This is apparently from her Calendar shoot, which reminds you everyone can have a calendar…

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2015

04

Feb

Miceala Schaefer Naked With Bears of the DAy

So apparently, Micaela Schaefer, doesn’t miss any opportunity to have a German based publicity stunt, because I guess she’s a brand ambassador for Germany, and a lot better than their brand ambassador in the 40s..

I don’t know what this Bear event is, but it seems to have less HIV than Bear events I am used to…..

I like that she’s a naked, stripper looking girl with big dreams, big tits, and is taking it upon herself to make those dreams happen, even if I have no idea what those dreams are, other than being naked in public…it looks like she made it….

I just wonder how she made a business out of this, I assume hooking…because that’s how I function….and what it comes down to is that at least she does this…it may not take much…but at least it happened…she’s sent from heaven..a very basic, willing to get naked for attention heaven….that all girls should come from…

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2014

03

Oct

Micaela Schaefer Naked at an Event of the Day

I don’t really understand what this Micaela Schaefer is, but I do know whatever it is that she’s doing is totally fucking right. It’s like why wear clothes when you can get more attention showing up places totally naked – the media will eat it up – the blogs will talk about you – and it will increase your escorting rates by a minimum of 1000 dollars an hour…

It’s like the reason half of the pornstars out there do porn. Shit is good for fucking hooking business.

I am sure she wasn’t always a whore, but her fake tits may tell a different story, but at least she’s using that ability to make moves career wise well into her 30s…now if only more women did this – leaving the house would be a funny, cellulite filled journey I would probably chronically masturbate to, but in my defence that’s kind of already I do – with girls I see in clothes….I’m the creeper in the corner, nice to meet you.

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2014

17

Jun

Micaela Schaefer Naked Press Conference of the Day

Her name is Micaela Schaefer. She’s an over 30 year old model, built like a pornstar, who realized that when invited to the red carpet events in Germany, where she is from, she gets far more international press if she is naked.

She has turned that into constant nudity for the press, something that I think is pretty entertaining, since I like nudity and figure if you’re a total attention whore about it, it doesn’t make it seem desperate at all, but rather just funny on some high level performance artist kick…even though her tits, make me think she may have had other plans of stripping or escorting before figuring out this formula…

Either way, she’s shooting a nude calendar, where she plays a different “powerful woman” each month, this month was German chancellor Angela Merkel…and she invited the media to watch, because that’s what her whole purpose is…

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2014

15

Apr

Micaela Schaefer’s Easter Dress of the DAy

Part of me hates these low level people who just use the paparazzi for exposure, because they don’t have an actual plan, they aren’t promoting anything, they are just trying to draw attention to themselves by getting naked, or doing whatever it takes to get the paparazzi on board, building an audience I guess they hope makes them money….but the other part of me fucking loves it…

You see without these attention seekers, trying to get more and more creative to get noticed, or written about, the internet would be a boring fucking place…

So when there’s a holiday, or event, or an opportunity to get in stupid costume and make some noise, generate some buzz, and a girl like Micaela Schaefer jumps on it, I kind of love every second of the ridiculousness…It’s that easy girls, just get naked and put yourself out there…I promise to watch.

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2013

13

Dec

Micaela Schaefer Naked Music Video of the DAy


Micaela & Bettie (Sexy Video) by DIJKKI

Micaela Schaefer is an attention seeking German nobody who is in a music video for a horrible song that you will have no choice but to appreciate because they are naked…so no matter how badly it is shot, how ridiculous they look, how cheap and shit it is…you’ll like.

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2012

21

Dec

Micaela Schaefer Brings the Christmas Cheer of the Day


Micaela Schaefer is some 45 year old German attention whore who pretends she’s a model, but who really is just someone in the scene enough to get invited to red carpet events the paparazzi are at, where she always where’s ridiculous half naked outfits….

That said, I think she’s really captured the essence of the Christmas spirit in these pics….I mean when I think of Christmas…this is the vision I see….and if this doesn’t scream Christmas to you…you’re twisted…I mean shit…she’s got a Santa hat on and everything…she must be the real St Nick….

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2012

02

Jul

Micaela Schaefer Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Micaela Schaefer is pretty amazing, not in a talented, interesting or original way….strictly in a self promoting, exhibitionist, trying to be a glamour model before turning 30 kind of way…leading to toplessness, publicity stunts, that actually work and get her a fan base, because dudes are so easy to seduce, all it takes is tits…

These are some pics from her topless calendar, that I can only assume she’s producing herself, and that is like every topless, implant titty photoshoot before it….all low level stripper quality and shit…and I am into it….

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2012

07

Jun

Micaela Schaefer Interesting Euro 2012 Outfit of the Day

I can’t decide if I love or hate this MICAELA SCHAEFER bitch.

I just know she’s hysterical in her attempts at getting noticed with these publicity stunts, and by hysterical I mean half naked and amazing…

If you are a whore…own that shit…and she probably makes more money than any of us doing this shit…nothing worse than a wasted talent working the cash at the grocery store…if only her morals and values were a little more slighted and fucked up…she could be Micaela Schefer too….it doesn’t take a genius…but it does take a little low level concept…and shit goes viral….

I still think soccer is for homos…no matter how many naked bitches you’ve never heard of they have endorsing the shit….


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2012

15

May

Micaela Schaefer is Amazing of the Day

Micaela Schaefer is a genius as far as I’m concerned….she attends red carpet events in Europe, where I guess she’s known more than she is here, consisently wearing genius fucking outfits that show off her bare ass, or fake tits, in a typical “I’m 30, it’s time to put out or get out, and it’s so fucking easy to put out, because the world is so boring, showing off my half naked body will get everyone talking about me, and who cares if they laugh at how tacky, or trashy I am, they’l ultimately know Micaela Schaefer, and that’s all that matters….cuz it is better than giving blowjobs for exposure, like I have the last decade that got me no where”….I mean at least that’s what I assume goes through her mind provided she’s got that much strategy in what she does, cuz sometimes exhibitionist sluts are just exhibitionist sluts….and either way, it should be celebrated….

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