Micaela Schaefer is a nobody and has no business having a calendar….unless you consider a girl with bolt on fake tits…you know the shitty plastic as fuck, what the fuck were you thinking in getting those terrifying things when you have options to get tits that aren’t bolt on…even if they are all the rage in your germin Berliner weird fetish sex clubs fueled by the same ideologies that created Nazis 75 years ago…

Anyway, you don’t know this fame whore, but she attends every red carpet in germany and gets naked, because naked gets noticed, and noticed feeds ego, and possibly finds you rich boyfriends, and possibly, a job…better than working bottle service, but even if you work bottle service…you’ll get bigger tips, cuz you’re the bolt on tits from the tabloids on the red carpet…

This is apparently from her Calendar shoot, which reminds you everyone can have a calendar…

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