There are paparazzi pics floating around of Sofia Vergara leaving the Botox clinic, which would be more shocking if she didn’t look like she got Botox, or more importantly, if everyone didn’t get Botox. I’m talking there are 25 year old girls getting Botox, so for a 45 year old starlet who only got famous at 40 getting Botox, it almost makes sense. It’s all part of the lie that is Hollywood….

To perpetuate that lie, here are some pics of her for Shape Magazine that apparently hits news stands November 17…because I’ve been to the future and now I’m back to deliver these to you…because it’s important to stare at Shape pictures that have historically been the worst or most obvious photoshoppers.

You know taking girls are rebuilding them into something that isn’t’ the middle aged, single mother, who fucked her way to a hit show thanks to the help of her drug running family from back home…because hollywood loves a few things…tits and coke..and she comes with both…while making you come…

Good girl.

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